Friday, June 24, 2016 • Evening Edition • "Trash eaters."

Thousands Injured in Geek-Themed Oven Mitt Mishap

Thousands Injured in Geek-Themed Oven Mitt Mishap

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

An Infinity Gauntlet styled oven mitt in the latest Loot Crate box spontaneously bursts into flame, kills wearers, or something.

REPORT: Marvel Regains Rights to Coveted Fish-Themed Superhero

REPORT: Marvel Regains Rights to Coveted Fish-Themed Superhero

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

The world can rest easy knowing that Namor the Sub Mariner is (probably) back in the hands of Marvel.

Civil War 2 #3 Promises More Meaningless Character Death(s)

Civil War 2 #3 Promises More Meaningless Character Death(s)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

A new teaser reveals that Marvel isn't done using the shock death gimmick to boost Civil War 2 sales.

Robert Kirkman Gives George R.R. Martin Lesson In Negotiating

Robert Kirkman Gives George R.R. Martin Lesson In Negotiating

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

"He should have just been like, Fuck you. You make it up now, I'll get to mine when I'm ready."

Helpful Website Recovers Lost Tweet for Poor Dan Slott

Helpful Website Recovers Lost Tweet for Poor Dan Slott

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

You're welcome, Dan.

EXXXCLUSIVE: Here's a Commercial for DC Rebirth Masquerading as a News Article

EXXXCLUSIVE: Here's a Commercial for DC Rebirth Masquerading as a News Article

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

It may seem silly, but this is actually a major problem with the comics industry and comics media.

Archie Gets Some Money, Not From Kickstarter

Archie Gets Some Money, Not From Kickstarter

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, call a venture capitalist firm.

Dan DiDio, Dorothy & The Case For Kool-Aid (Abridged Edition)

Dan DiDio, Dorothy & The Case For Kool-Aid (Abridged Edition)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

We gathered the best part of Bleeding Cool's recent column for your reading pleasure.

Has The Marvel Cinematic Universe Found Its 'Captain Marvel'?

Has The Marvel Cinematic Universe Found Its 'Captain Marvel'?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

Another name on a long list, supposedly in talks…

'Friday the 13th' Producers Intent to Kill Franchise With New Origin!

'Friday the 13th' Producers Intent to Kill Franchise With New Origin!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

In a meta-way, producer Brad Fuller reveals that for the next Friday the 13th film they'll literally kill the franchise in the slasher series by giving Jason a new origin.

Mark Millar Channels Willy Wonka In Jupiter's Legacy 2 Contest

Mark Millar Channels Willy Wonka In Jupiter's Legacy 2 Contest

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 1, 2016

Like Wonka, he promises a trail of broken children in his wake.

DC Universe Rebirth 3rd Printing to Cost $1,000,000

DC Universe Rebirth 3rd Printing to Cost $1,000,000

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 1, 2016

Gotta make back the money from that first printing somehow!

IDW Revolution: Are You Ready For The Hasbro Comic Universe? (Updated)

IDW Revolution: Are You Ready For The Hasbro Comic Universe? (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 1, 2016

Rebirth or Relaunch? U decide!

Next Marvel NOW! Relaunch Event Will Change Marvel NOW! Relaunch Event Universe Forever!

Next Marvel NOW! Relaunch Event Will Change Marvel NOW! Relaunch Event Universe Forever!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 1, 2016

The future of line-wide product relaunches will never ever be the same again!!!11

FX Orders 8 Episodes of X-Men TV Show

FX Orders 8 Episodes of X-Men TV Show "Legion"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 1, 2016

The show will debut in 2017.

Here's Your 'Thor: Ragnarok' & 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2' Rumors For Today

Here's Your 'Thor: Ragnarok' & 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2' Rumors For Today

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 1, 2016

Regarding an old rumored storyline revived in Thor & a villain for the Guardians

Megatron is a Literal Eye-Sore in Latest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Teaser Images

Megatron is a Literal Eye-Sore in Latest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Teaser Images

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 31, 2016

Well, at least Bay's keeping it consistent for once instead of getting hopes up.

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