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BREAKING: Hugh Jackman Facial Hair Update

BREAKING: Hugh Jackman Facial Hair Update

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2016

We haven't had a Jackman facial hair update since January!

Good News - Fans Disappointed by the Premature Cancellation of Prez Can Puchase a 12 Page Finale for Five Bucks

Good News - Fans Disappointed by the Premature Cancellation of Prez Can Puchase a 12 Page Finale for Five Bucks

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2016

It's the next best thing to actually delivering the promised remaining six issues!

Bleeding Cool Confirms Outhouse Report of Major Theft Allegations Against Canadian Comics Distributor

Bleeding Cool Confirms Outhouse Report of Major Theft Allegations Against Canadian Comics Distributor

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2016

Pip pip! You heard about this story here at The Outhouse first!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Bleeding Cool to Publish Major Story in Next Fifteen Minutes

EXXXCLUSIVE: Bleeding Cool to Publish Major Story in Next Fifteen Minutes

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2016

And you heard about it here first! Pip pip!

Citing Heart-Themed Serendipity, Riri Williams' Superhero Identity Will Be

Citing Heart-Themed Serendipity, Riri Williams' Superhero Identity Will Be "Ironheart"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2016

According to Marvel, Iron Lung seemed too macabre.

Marvel to Promote STEAM to Kids by Making Money for Marvel with Variant Covers

Marvel to Promote STEAM to Kids by Making Money for Marvel with Variant Covers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 19, 2016

And no, we're not talking about the technology that powered nineteenth century

REPORT: Gun Dealer to Both Be and Not Be at Your Local Comic Con

REPORT: Gun Dealer to Both Be and Not Be at Your Local Comic Con

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 19, 2016

DS Arms' on-again off-again relationship with Wizard World has resulted in a new scientific theory, Schrodinger's Gun Dealer.

Up From The Depths: 'Godzilla' Anime Movie Announced (For Japan)

Up From The Depths: 'Godzilla' Anime Movie Announced (For Japan)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 19, 2016

No confirmation on Godzooky yet.

Zendaya's Role Reportedly Revealed For Spider-Man: Homecoming

Zendaya's Role Reportedly Revealed For Spider-Man: Homecoming

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 18, 2016

Expect changes and complaints. Typical reboot stuff.

Jared Leto Tricked Into Blade Runner Sequel

Jared Leto Tricked Into Blade Runner Sequel

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 18, 2016

Those requests for autographs keep turning out to be contracts.

Valiant Celebrates Comic Selling An Average Of 20,000 Copies Per Issue

Valiant Celebrates Comic Selling An Average Of 20,000 Copies Per Issue

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 18, 2016

The millionth copy of X-O Manowar is going to a museum.

Hulu Orders 'Marvel's Runaways' Pilot

Hulu Orders 'Marvel's Runaways' Pilot

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 17, 2016

No it isn't a documentary about Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. viewers

Like Many Readers, Natalie Portman Is Done With Marvel

Like Many Readers, Natalie Portman Is Done With Marvel

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 17, 2016

We blame super-mega-crossover events.

Nick Spencer's Punchy-Kicky Superhero Comics Too High-Brow for Average Reader

Nick Spencer's Punchy-Kicky Superhero Comics Too High-Brow for Average Reader

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 17, 2016

At some point, you have to consider that the problem might actually be you.

Tim Curry's Rival Continues His Vow To Remake Everything Curry Has Done

Tim Curry's Rival Continues His Vow To Remake Everything Curry Has Done

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 17, 2016

Jim Murray's latest victim is Clue.

Invincible to End with Issue #144, Having Failed to Ever Procure Hollywood Deal

Invincible to End with Issue #144, Having Failed to Ever Procure Hollywood Deal

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 17, 2016

The comic will go down as Kirkman's greatest failure.

DC Animated Fans Perplexed by Bizarre

DC Animated Fans Perplexed by Bizarre "Return of the Caped Crusaders" Trailer

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 17, 2016

The movie looks like a fun and lighthearted take on superheroics, which nobody wants.

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