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DC Finally Admits They Plan Their Comics By Playing With Action Figures, Announces He-Man/Thundercats Crossover

DC Finally Admits They Plan Their Comics By Playing With Action Figures, Announces He-Man/Thundercats Crossover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 8, 2016

We knew it! We god damn knew it!

RUMOR: Marvel Already Planning Second Iron Man Book (Spoilers?)

RUMOR: Marvel Already Planning Second Iron Man Book (Spoilers?)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 8, 2016

But it still might not be Tony Stark. PLUS! An interview with a high-ranking Marvel executive! Clickity click!

Thor Returns in New Book, But Don't Worry, Thor Will Still Be Thor Too

Thor Returns in New Book, But Don't Worry, Thor Will Still Be Thor Too

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

Everyone who is Thor will still be Thor, but now there will be one more.

BREAKING! FBI Probe Finds Evidence Linking Hilary Clinton Emails To Leaked BleedingCool Articles

BREAKING! FBI Probe Finds Evidence Linking Hilary Clinton Emails To Leaked BleedingCool Articles

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

Is it any wonder how Rich knows everything if he has the power of the Clinton machine behind him.

Watch Dan Slott Squirm to Deflect Criticism of Whitewashing Hamilton Cast in Silver Surfer Comic

Watch Dan Slott Squirm to Deflect Criticism of Whitewashing Hamilton Cast in Silver Surfer Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

Dan Slott is on Twitter taking full responsibility for... bwahaha no he's being his usual charming self.

In Sad Display of Desperation, CBR Offers

In Sad Display of Desperation, CBR Offers "First Look" at Riri Williams Iron Man Costume

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

Shockingly, it looks just like the regular Iron Man costume.

Marvel to Bring Back Cyclops Just to Kill Him Again in Death of X

Marvel to Bring Back Cyclops Just to Kill Him Again in Death of X

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

It's the 47th most important Marvel Comics event of the year. Well, of last year, technically.

Election SHOCKER: Quantum and Woody Leading Hillary, Trump in New National Poll

Election SHOCKER: Quantum and Woody Leading Hillary, Trump in New National Poll

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

In a major upset, the Valiant Entertainment comic book has taken a massive lead in the U.S. presidential race.

REPORT: New WWE Comics From BOOM! Studios Will Make Roman Look Strong

REPORT: New WWE Comics From BOOM! Studios Will Make Roman Look Strong

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

The comics were announced prior to San Diego Comic Con so that people might actually pay attention to BOOM! Studios.

Female Slimer Surfaces in Ghostbusters TV Spot; Plus: Let's Talk About Ecto Cooler

Female Slimer Surfaces in Ghostbusters TV Spot; Plus: Let's Talk About Ecto Cooler

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

It's time for a heart to heart, dear readers.

Double Dare Returns for One Night Only at Comic Con

Double Dare Returns for One Night Only at Comic Con

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

The sleazy mainstream comic book industry will provide the slime required for the show's physical challenges.

Riri Williams is Marvel's New Iron Man (Oh Yeah Civil War 2 Spoilers)

Riri Williams is Marvel's New Iron Man (Oh Yeah Civil War 2 Spoilers)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

Marvel spoils Civil War in an attempt to get some mainstream press attention for making Iron Man a black woman (written by a white guy).

George Miller Takes Adult Coloring Books to the Next Level, Releases Mad Max Without Color

George Miller Takes Adult Coloring Books to the Next Level, Releases Mad Max Without Color

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

Like a Madness song, Miller is taking coloring books one step beyond.

'Batman: The Killing Joke' Redrawn Trailer

'Batman: The Killing Joke' Redrawn Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

So someone released an alternate version of the trailer redone in the original coloring style of the graphic novel. The results are actually quite fascinating.

The Recolonelization of Earth Continues In Colonel Corps

The Recolonelization of Earth Continues In Colonel Corps

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 5, 2016

KFC keeps up their bizarre partnership with DC.

Using Precise Creative Formula, Marvel to Launch New

Using Precise Creative Formula, Marvel to Launch New "Great Lakes Avengers" Book

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 5, 2016

It's the way all the best comics are created - with bell curves.

The Russos Want To Come Out To Play

The Russos Want To Come Out To Play

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 5, 2016

As they adapt The Warriors for Hulu.

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