Saturday, February 13, 2016 • Midnight Edition • "*the sound you hear when PAC-MAN dies*"
Today's Issue of Deadpool Costs More Than The Price of a Movie Ticket

Today's Issue of Deadpool Costs More Than The Price of a Movie Ticket

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 10, 2016

Why wait for Friday to pay an obscene amount of money for entertainment?

After Massive Success of Commercials, Deadpool Gets Sequel

After Massive Success of Commercials, Deadpool Gets Sequel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 10, 2016

Why wait? Nothing could possibly go wrong.

New Hampshire Primaries Bring Most Important Contest in American History to Forefront of Nation: U-DECIDE-2

New Hampshire Primaries Bring Most Important Contest in American History to Forefront of Nation: U-DECIDE-2

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 10, 2016

Learn how you can do your part to ensure the future of America, starting TONIGHT!

Bryan Fuller Tapped as Showrunner for New Star Trek Series

Bryan Fuller Tapped as Showrunner for New Star Trek Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 9, 2016

Fuller will use some unconventional production tactics on the new CBS series.

Defying Conventional Wisdom, Target Planning Major Push of Superhero Toys for Girls

Defying Conventional Wisdom, Target Planning Major Push of Superhero Toys for Girls

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 9, 2016

It's a crazy idea, but it just might work!

Italian Comic Book Readers as Sick of Marvel/DC Reboots as We Are

Italian Comic Book Readers as Sick of Marvel/DC Reboots as We Are

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 9, 2016

74% of Italian comic retailers believe that the never-ending relaunch cycle either fails to bring in new readers or drives them away according to a recent survey.

Unhatched Chicken-Counting Ryan Reynolds Looking Forward to X-Force Movie After Deadpool

Unhatched Chicken-Counting Ryan Reynolds Looking Forward to X-Force Movie After Deadpool

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 9, 2016

Reynolds reveals his plans for "doing a bunch more Deadpool movies."

Wolverine Actor Urges Fans Who Never Go Outside to Wear More Sunscreen

Wolverine Actor Urges Fans Who Never Go Outside to Wear More Sunscreen

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 9, 2016

Hugh Jackman recently had a basil cell carcinoma removed.

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to End Next Year

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to End Next Year

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 9, 2016

In more shocking news, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is still being published.

Win All Expenses Paid Trip To Intern In Ireland With Declan Shalvey and Jordie Bellaire!

Win All Expenses Paid Trip To Intern In Ireland With Declan Shalvey and Jordie Bellaire!

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

Attention all aspiring artists and colorists!

Form Noun! Form Another Noun! Form Final Noun! Form … Shadowy Form? Logo Revealed for Netflix’s DreamWorks’ del Toro’s Voltron: Legendary Defender

Form Noun! Form Another Noun! Form Final Noun! Form … Shadowy Form? Logo Revealed for Netflix’s DreamWorks’ del Toro’s Voltron: Legendary Defender

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

We are, yet again, passed over for an important EXCLUUUUUUSIVE!!!!!

Slade Wilson Unlikely To Reappear On Arrow

Slade Wilson Unlikely To Reappear On Arrow

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

Must be DC trying to cash in on that hot new Wade Wilson guy.

Archie Creative Team To Get Fish-Y

Archie Creative Team To Get Fish-Y

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

Veronica Fish officially takes over art duties from Fiona Staples on Archie.

Well, !@#$: Daniel Bryan To Retire From The WWE Tonight

Well, !@#$: Daniel Bryan To Retire From The WWE Tonight

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

NO! NO! NO!

Super Bowl 50, Marred By Editorial Interference, Poor Writing, & Predictable Conclusion

Super Bowl 50, Marred By Editorial Interference, Poor Writing, & Predictable Conclusion

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

These imperfections are not expected to affect the success of the NFL’s planned 50th reboot

Rob Liefeld Really Mad About Things Rob Liefeld Said in New York Times Article

Rob Liefeld Really Mad About Things Rob Liefeld Said in New York Times Article

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

Rob Liefeld called the article featuring completely in character quotes from Rob Liefeld a "hit piece."

The Super Article of the Super Bowl 50 Super Hero Commercials Super Duper Spectacular!!

The Super Article of the Super Bowl 50 Super Hero Commercials Super Duper Spectacular!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

Instead of numerous click baiting articles, we're just gonna put all the commercials involving Super Heroes in just one article, which makes that one all the more click baiting. Will our gamble pay off?!

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