Saturday, July 4, 2015 • Midnight Edition • "Thoughtful analysis of important cultural issues."
REPORT: Woman Impregnated Just From Reading Savage Dragon Comic

REPORT: Woman Impregnated Just From Reading Savage Dragon Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 15, 2015

The titular superhero is just so virile and manly that simply reading a book starring him can now result in pregnancy.

Channing Tatum 'Gambit' Movie Dealt A Director

Channing Tatum 'Gambit' Movie Dealt A Director

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 15, 2015

No joke(r)!

It’s a “Jurassic World” And We’re Just Living In It

It’s a “Jurassic World” And We’re Just Living In It

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 15, 2015

If anyone had told me eight years ago where Chris Pratt would be today my response would have been “who?”

Star Wars Shocker: “Rogue One” Looking To Add Forest Whitaker

Star Wars Shocker: “Rogue One” Looking To Add Forest Whitaker

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 15, 2015

Because what’s Star Wars without an awesome black guy voice?

Flash Variant Has Unlikely Visitors

Flash Variant Has Unlikely Visitors

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on June 14, 2015

Now how did that get there?

"I Can't Believe It's Not Butterfield!": Potential Spider-Man Actor List Narrows

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 13, 2015

If word on the street is true Butterfield may be out on his Asa.

Marvel To Publish

Marvel To Publish "Adult" Coloring Books

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 12, 2015

Time to stock up on "flesh" colored crayons?

Bill Jemas Returns to Comics, And He's Out For Revenge!

Bill Jemas Returns to Comics, And He's Out For Revenge!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2015

Former Marvel Publisher Bill Jemas is back on the comic book scene, and he's looking for vengeance against all those who have wronged him!

DC Shocker: Greg Capullo Calls DC Half-Page Ads

DC Shocker: Greg Capullo Calls DC Half-Page Ads "Throat Cut" to Artists, Didio Responds With Blathering Nonsense

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2015

Didio entered full corporate doublespeak mode to rebut comments from the Batman creative team about those Twix ads.

Stupidity Shocker: Is Marvel Becoming the New DC?

Stupidity Shocker: Is Marvel Becoming the New DC?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2015

The evidence is piling up, and it's looking like Marvel is emulating DC's 2013 behavior.

Industry Shocker: Does Marvel Force Employees to Sign Away Right to Say Anything Bad About Marvel for the Rest of Their Lives?!

Industry Shocker: Does Marvel Force Employees to Sign Away Right to Say Anything Bad About Marvel for the Rest of Their Lives?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2015

The answer won't surprise you in this major Outhouse EXXXCLUSIVE (unless you count Brian Keene's podcast, where we got it from)!

First 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Toys Revealed Are Stormtrooper Focused

First 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Toys Revealed Are Stormtrooper Focused

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 11, 2015

Will these toys be part of your First Order?

R.I.P. Christopher Lee (1922-2015)

R.I.P. Christopher Lee (1922-2015)

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 11, 2015

The movie icon passed away on Sunday at the age of 93.

New 'Ant-Man' Movie Posters Highlight His Lack Of Weapons

New 'Ant-Man' Movie Posters Highlight His Lack Of Weapons

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 11, 2015

Also, its lack of challenge?

'Zootopia' Teaser Trailer Out In The Wild

'Zootopia' Teaser Trailer Out In The Wild

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 11, 2015

It's a trip.

Chiwetel Ejiofor will play Baron Mordo as Marvel Infuriates

Chiwetel Ejiofor will play Baron Mordo as Marvel Infuriates "Purists"

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on June 11, 2015

And here comes the "I'm not racist, but"s in 3... 2... 1...

Ant-Man TV Spots Show Lighter Side

Ant-Man TV Spots Show Lighter Side

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on June 11, 2015

Who would have thought that the initial action trailer of Ant-Man was not entirely representative of a film written by Paul Rudd, Adam McKay, Joe Cornish, and Edgar Wright?

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