Monday, March 30, 2015 • Evening Edition • "The trash of the multiverse has gotta end up somewhere."
Secret Wars Goes Inside The Guardians' Head

Secret Wars Goes Inside The Guardians' Head

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 6, 2015

'Guardians of Knowhere' promises mystery.

First Look: Melissa Benoist as Supergirl

First Look: Melissa Benoist as Supergirl

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 6, 2015

Behold! The first picture of Melissa Benoist as Kara Zor-El aka Supergirl aka who obviously has a better costume designer than whomever is running DC's live-action movies.

Jada Pinkett Smith Departs 'Gotham'; Won't Be Around for Season 2

Jada Pinkett Smith Departs 'Gotham'; Won't Be Around for Season 2

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 6, 2015

The actress confirmed she will not be back with the main cast when the show returns for a second season.

Outhouse Announces BOLD NEW DIRECTION!

Outhouse Announces BOLD NEW DIRECTION!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 6, 2015

Along with a brand new collector's edition number one variant!

'Toy Story 4' Will Not Be A Continuation From 'Toy Story 3'

'Toy Story 4' Will Not Be A Continuation From 'Toy Story 3'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 6, 2015

Will be a "romantic comedy"

Exclusive 'Legend of Korra' Print by Co-Creator Bryan Konietzko to be at Gallery Nucleus THIS Saturday!

Exclusive 'Legend of Korra' Print by Co-Creator Bryan Konietzko to be at Gallery Nucleus THIS Saturday!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 6, 2015

This wonderfully gorgeous limited print by co-creator Bryan Konietzko will be sold at Gallery Nucleus and proceeds of it will be donated to an LGBTQ suicide prevention hotline.

Faran Tahir Joins CBS’ Supergirl Cast

Faran Tahir Joins CBS’ Supergirl Cast

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 6, 2015

An actor I don’t care about on a show I’m not going to watch. I really wish there were more staff writers in my time zone.

BREAKING: Harrison Ford Seriously Injured In Small Plane Crash

BREAKING: Harrison Ford Seriously Injured In Small Plane Crash

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 6, 2015

That’s what happens when you always try to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

By Christian in News with Benefits on March 5, 2015

All things, good or otherwise, have to come to an end.

Marvel to Remember Last Time its Comics Were Innovative With Morrison-Era X-Men Secret Wars Tie-In

Marvel to Remember Last Time its Comics Were Innovative With Morrison-Era X-Men Secret Wars Tie-In

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 5, 2015

Another day, another tie-in.

ABC Execs Declare Victory as SHIELD Return Ratings Drop by Less Than a Million Viewers; Sif to Appear Next Week

ABC Execs Declare Victory as SHIELD Return Ratings Drop by Less Than a Million Viewers; Sif to Appear Next Week

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 5, 2015

Always look on the bright side of life.

'My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic' Season 5 Starts April 4, And We've Got A Preview

'My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic' Season 5 Starts April 4, And We've Got A Preview

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 5, 2015

Meet Starlight Glitter and more… We know you want to.

(Im)Perfect Storm: Dark Hulk Joins Marvel’s “Secret Wars” Comic and Contest of Champions Mobile Game

(Im)Perfect Storm: Dark Hulk Joins Marvel’s “Secret Wars” Comic and Contest of Champions Mobile Game

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 5, 2015

"Maestro, I say right on!"

Get'cher Peanuts Character Posters Heah!

Get'cher Peanuts Character Posters Heah!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 5, 2015

Peanuts assemble!

MGM Has A Plan For 'Mrs. Frisby And The Rats Of NIMH'

MGM Has A Plan For 'Mrs. Frisby And The Rats Of NIMH'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 5, 2015

Hopes for a franchise

WB CEO Says DC Movies Edgier, More Steeped in Realism Than Marvel

WB CEO Says DC Movies Edgier, More Steeped in Realism Than Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 5, 2015

And he meant it like it was a good thing.

Man Fully Intends to Break World Record for Milk Dud Consumption at AMC's 24+ Hour Marvel Movie Marathon for Avengers: Age of Ultron

Man Fully Intends to Break World Record for Milk Dud Consumption at AMC's 24+ Hour Marvel Movie Marathon for Avengers: Age of Ultron

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 4, 2015

The man will try to consume more than 40,000 of the popular candies while watching every Marvel Studios film in chronological order.

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