Tuesday, June 30, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "The comic book industry's inflamed butthole."
Witchblade to End in October, Totally Won't Be Relaunched, Nope, Not At All

Witchblade to End in October, Totally Won't Be Relaunched, Nope, Not At All

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 28, 2015

Okay, maybe it will reboot.

"Southern Bastards" Creators Release Special Variant Cover for Charleston Victims

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 28, 2015

"Southern Bastards" creators do the right thing and get flak from real bastards.

Rocksteady Assures Fans They Have Their TOP Men Fixing

Rocksteady Assures Fans They Have Their TOP Men Fixing "Batman: Arkham Knight" for PC

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 28, 2015

Top... men.

Lilly Talks About Hope Van Dyne & Says Recent 'Ant-Man' Comics Are

Lilly Talks About Hope Van Dyne & Says Recent 'Ant-Man' Comics Are "Total Crap"

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 27, 2015

Also a bit about Janet Van Dyne.

'Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F' US Trailer

'Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F' US Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 27, 2015

Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watch these cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things!

CBR Teases Evil Turn With Obvious Click-Baiting Ant-Man Article

CBR Teases Evil Turn With Obvious Click-Baiting Ant-Man Article

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Click-baiting articles; the evilest of a comic book web site's arsenal.

Due to SCOTUS Ruling, Owners of Dallas, Tx Comic Book Shop Got Married Earlier Today (Updated)

Due to SCOTUS Ruling, Owners of Dallas, Tx Comic Book Shop Got Married Earlier Today (Updated)

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Snark-free article!

Yeah They're Doing 'Secret Warriors' In 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' S3

Yeah They're Doing 'Secret Warriors' In 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' S3

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Guess it's not so secret

Confused Homophobes Excited for Ultimate Night of the Living Dead Comics, Set In Time Before Same-Sex Marriage Was Legal

Confused Homophobes Excited for Ultimate Night of the Living Dead Comics, Set In Time Before Same-Sex Marriage Was Legal

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

The comics will be set in the universe of the classic film Night of the Living Dead, which predates today's historic Supreme Court decision to legalize same sex marriage.

Nickelodeon's Exclusive Goodies for SDCC Revealed!

Nickelodeon's Exclusive Goodies for SDCC Revealed!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Nothing like the last second to utterly surprise us with so much want.

Beast to Identify as Uncanny Inhuman in All-New All-Different Marvel NOW!

Beast to Identify as Uncanny Inhuman in All-New All-Different Marvel NOW!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

The character will join the new Uncanny Inhumans team and book post- Secret Wars.

See The Japanese 'Ant-Man' Trailer & A 'Cross Technologies' Promotion

See The Japanese 'Ant-Man' Trailer & A 'Cross Technologies' Promotion

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Get some backstory…

Avengers: Infinity War Rumored to Have 100% More Afros

Avengers: Infinity War Rumored to Have 100% More Afros

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Countdown to this rumor being disproved in... 5... 4... 3

Supreme Court Justice Outed as Harry Potter Fan and Possible Whovian

Supreme Court Justice Outed as Harry Potter Fan and Possible Whovian

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

In other U.S. Supreme Court and young adult literature news, Samuel Alito was totally on Team Jacob.

Warner Bros. Halts PC Sales on 'Batman: Arkham Knight'

Warner Bros. Halts PC Sales on 'Batman: Arkham Knight'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 25, 2015

You could say: it needed more prep time.

A-Force Latest Title to Get #1 Relaunch in Reboot That's Not a Reboot

A-Force Latest Title to Get #1 Relaunch in Reboot That's Not a Reboot

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 25, 2015

Who will be the creative team? You won't find out here!

Rumor: Batfleck to Direct Solo Batfleck Film in 2015 Called The Batfleck

Rumor: Batfleck to Direct Solo Batfleck Film in 2015 Called The Batfleck

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 25, 2015

It could be the first superhero movie to win the best picture Oscar.

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