Friday, February 5, 2016 • Evening Edition • "That smell was here before we went in."
'LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Videogame Lands This June (Updated)

'LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Videogame Lands This June (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 2, 2016

Game will also builds on the mythology…

Marvel Shocker: Black Knight First Casualty of All-New All-Different Marvel

Marvel Shocker: Black Knight First Casualty of All-New All-Different Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 1, 2016

It's a cancellation no one saw coming, if by "no one," here, we mean "everyone."

Tell Me, Dr. Pepper, Do You Bleed?

Tell Me, Dr. Pepper, Do You Bleed?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 1, 2016

The popular carbonated beverage is offering Batman v. Superman tie-in digital comics, and the only price is increased risk of type 2 diabetes!

Horror Novelist Brian Keene Will Do Just About Anything to Get You to Support His

Horror Novelist Brian Keene Will Do Just About Anything to Get You to Support His "Naughty List" Kickstarter

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 1, 2016

And we really mean ANYTHING if you back the short film by director Paul Campion!

Angouleme Festival Trolls Cartoonists With Fake Chocolate Awards, Further Tarnishes Reputation

Angouleme Festival Trolls Cartoonists With Fake Chocolate Awards, Further Tarnishes Reputation

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 1, 2016

Oui oui! Poo poo! Haw haw!

BREAKING: Bill Jemas Donates $15 to Ross Perot Campaign

BREAKING: Bill Jemas Donates $15 to Ross Perot Campaign

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on January 29, 2016

Editors at Double Take showed even more apathy toward their leader's donation than Marvel editors.

DC Unveils 'Justice League Action'!

DC Unveils 'Justice League Action'!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 29, 2016

The cartoon will be debuting on Cartoon Network, and has a pretty stellar voice cast including Mark Hamill as the Joker, and Kevin Conroy as Batman.

Is Walmart Planning to Open a Graphic Novel Section?

Is Walmart Planning to Open a Graphic Novel Section?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 29, 2016

This could be great news for everyone who loves being crushed beneath capitalism's cheaply manufactured bargain boot heel!

Dark Horse Announces Prolonged Variant Attack Against Comics Industry

Dark Horse Announces Prolonged Variant Attack Against Comics Industry

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 29, 2016

The company's 30th anniversary variant campaign will run for one full year and commit to new variants on the ground every month.

That's A Stretch: 'Stretch Armstrong' Heading To Netflix

That's A Stretch: 'Stretch Armstrong' Heading To Netflix

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 29, 2016

No word if he will be Luke Cage's rival for Jessica Jones

Marvel CEO Supports Trump Campaign Event as Marvel Editor Discourages Criticism

Marvel CEO Supports Trump Campaign Event as Marvel Editor Discourages Criticism

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 29, 2016

Ike Perlmutter donated ONE MILLION DOLLARS to Donald Trump's debate alternative event last night.

Deadpool Wants Us All To Touch Ourselves

Deadpool Wants Us All To Touch Ourselves

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on January 28, 2016

It's to help cancer. Not help. Harm. It's to harm cancer.

A New Trailer For 'Kubo And The Two Strings' Unfolds

A New Trailer For 'Kubo And The Two Strings' Unfolds

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 28, 2016

Plus some new character posters

Not Trolling: DreamWorks Animation's 'Trolls' Trailer

Not Trolling: DreamWorks Animation's 'Trolls' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 28, 2016

A movie about those Dam dolls

We're Not Sure How to Feel About DC's New Slate of Hanna Barbera Comics...

We're Not Sure How to Feel About DC's New Slate of Hanna Barbera Comics...

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 28, 2016

...but it would help if we could figure out who the hell is actually creating them.

"Religious Freedom" Bill Fallout: "National Pokémon Championship" Leaves Indiana

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 28, 2016

Although not stated out right, the prevailing theory is that the event left Indiana due to the controversial “Religious Freedom Bill.”

Former American Idol Loser Daughtry Gets Second Job

Former American Idol Loser Daughtry Gets Second Job

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on January 27, 2016

From one dying industry to another.

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