Tuesday, March 31, 2015 • Morning Edition • "We put the lotion in the basket."
Mattel's New

Mattel's New "Hello Barbie" Will Record Children's Voices, Send to Company Servers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

You'd think we were making this story up, but unfortunately, we are not.

Embattled Erik Larsen Quits Twitter

Embattled Erik Larsen Quits Twitter

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Larsen was driven off the social media platform by responses to his comments about female superhero costumes.

Fanboy Rampage: Batgirl Writer Cameron Stewart Takes Erik Larsen to Task on Batgirl Costume Comments

Fanboy Rampage: Batgirl Writer Cameron Stewart Takes Erik Larsen to Task on Batgirl Costume Comments

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

It's a real slobberknocker!

John Cassaday to Stay on Star Wars Comic for Personal Best Six Issues in a Row

John Cassaday to Stay on Star Wars Comic for Personal Best Six Issues in a Row

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Congratulations to Mr. Cassaday on his unprecedented longevity!

Colleen Doran Banned from Facebook for Posting 90 Year Old Nipple Photo (NSFW)

Colleen Doran Banned from Facebook for Posting 90 Year Old Nipple Photo (NSFW)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

The Eisner-award winning creator has been voicing her dissent on Twitter all weekend.

Secret Wars: Uh Oh, Marvel Finally Reveals 'Renew Your Vows'

Secret Wars: Uh Oh, Marvel Finally Reveals 'Renew Your Vows'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Dan Slott goes into hiding.

In Odd Display of Parallelism, No One Sure When Game of Thrones TV Show Will End Either

In Odd Display of Parallelism, No One Sure When Game of Thrones TV Show Will End Either

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

The show may go for seven seasons or ten seasons, and may or may not include a movie.

Ultron Won't Face Us In His 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Character Poster

Ultron Won't Face Us In His 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Character Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Like Vision, he apparently likes to show us his butt.

Edgar Wright Looking for New Comic Book Project to Get Unceremoniously Forced Off Of

Edgar Wright Looking for New Comic Book Project to Get Unceremoniously Forced Off Of

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Wright was at the London Super Comic Con looking for comics to make into movies.

Review: Elder Scrolls Online, One Year Later: Tamriel Unlimited

Review: Elder Scrolls Online, One Year Later: Tamriel Unlimited

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on March 16, 2015

Or... a tale of two reviews.

Here's Some Free Savage Dragon Costume Redesigns to Help Erik Larsen Stop Placating a Vocal Minority

Here's Some Free Savage Dragon Costume Redesigns to Help Erik Larsen Stop Placating a Vocal Minority

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 15, 2015

Erik Larsen wants female superhero comics to stop being so "practical," so we thought we'd help him practice what he preached.

Does Erik Larsen Think Female Superheroes Wear Too Many Clothes?

Does Erik Larsen Think Female Superheroes Wear Too Many Clothes?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 14, 2015

You know you want to click on this and find out.

EXXXCLUSIVE: DC Announces

EXXXCLUSIVE: DC Announces "Tone Deaf Variants Month" for July

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 14, 2015

The company will embrace the concept of producing variant covers that offend the target audience of its comics.

See The New 'Thunderbirds Are Go' Trailer

See The New 'Thunderbirds Are Go' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 14, 2015

Like Ultron, they've now got no strings…

Marvel's 'Journey To Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Event Titled

Marvel's 'Journey To Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Event Titled

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 14, 2015

From a certain point of view…

DC Celebrates Success of Batgirl of Burnside With Creepy Variant Cover Glorifying Sexual Victimization

DC Celebrates Success of Batgirl of Burnside With Creepy Variant Cover Glorifying Sexual Victimization

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 13, 2015

The drought is over! DC is back in the stupidity game!

Fanboy Rampage: Rich Johnston vs Christian Hoffer vs Message Boards

Fanboy Rampage: Rich Johnston vs Christian Hoffer vs Message Boards

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 13, 2015

The Bleeding Cool rumormonger took on the former Outhouse Editor in Chief on Twitter over whose sexist/racist message board posters were the worst!

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