Saturday, April 18, 2015 • Evening Edition • "30 charges and no convictions."
BBC Offers Ten Episode Doctor Who Torrent Bundle for Tenth Anniversary

BBC Offers Ten Episode Doctor Who Torrent Bundle for Tenth Anniversary

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2015

Some of the episodes will feature intros from Peter Capaldi.

Actual News: They Are Making a Groundhog Day Musical

Actual News: They Are Making a Groundhog Day Musical

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2015

We swear we're not making this up.

Bleeding Cool Says John Stewart May Be Justice League Movie Green Lantern

Bleeding Cool Says John Stewart May Be Justice League Movie Green Lantern

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2015

The rumor is based on another rumor Rich Johnston started earlier in the same article.

Report: Iran Nuclear Deal Hinges on Secret Wars Outcome

Report: Iran Nuclear Deal Hinges on Secret Wars Outcome

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2015

For once, Marvel's super-mega-crossover event may actually be UNDER-hyped!

Guillermo del Toro Slowly Backpedaling on Justice League Dark Film

Guillermo del Toro Slowly Backpedaling on Justice League Dark Film

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2015

Maybe he'll just write it now. You know. Or not do it at all.

Rob Liefeld Shocker: Deadpool Creator Thinks Deadpool Movie is Greatest Thing Ever

Rob Liefeld Shocker: Deadpool Creator Thinks Deadpool Movie is Greatest Thing Ever

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 2, 2015

Liefeld called the film "the most amazing, exciting, unique comic book script" he's ever read.

Michael Bay to Terrorize Moviegoers Globally With New Strategic Investments Deal

Michael Bay to Terrorize Moviegoers Globally With New Strategic Investments Deal

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 2, 2015

The cinematic terrorist will spread his sinister creations to Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia, and China.

BEHOLD: BENEDICT CHOCOBATCH!!!

BEHOLD: BENEDICT CHOCOBATCH!!!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 2, 2015

Benedict Cumberbatch now comes in two versions: regular, and milk chocolate.

'Attack On Titan' To Get Live-Action Series

'Attack On Titan' To Get Live-Action Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 2, 2015

Given the mortality rate of the humans, it might be a short series.

Shots Fired: Dark Horse Offers Barb Wire Variants in Exchange for Unsold Star Wars #1 Covers

Shots Fired: Dark Horse Offers Barb Wire Variants in Exchange for Unsold Star Wars #1 Covers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2015

April fools joke or not, Dark Horse is giving Marvel a taste of its own medicine with a promotion mirroring Marvel's own trolls on DC.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Rebounds in Ratings, Will Surely Be Renewed for Third Season

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Rebounds in Ratings, Will Surely Be Renewed for Third Season

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2015

Looks like we've been wrong about this show the whole time!

Rumor: WB to Inflict Batman v. Superman Trailer on Mad Max: Fury Road Viewers

Rumor: WB to Inflict Batman v. Superman Trailer on Mad Max: Fury Road Viewers

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 1, 2015

Someone was going to have to suffer for this. It might as well be them.

Outhouse Announces New Editor in Chief: Heidi MacDonald

Outhouse Announces New Editor in Chief: Heidi MacDonald

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2015

First order of business: making sure the site doesn't engage in any stupid April Fools pranks, such as fake-announcing new editors in chief.

Toho's Godzilla Gets Help From 'Evangelion' & 'Titan' Talent

Toho's Godzilla Gets Help From 'Evangelion' & 'Titan' Talent

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 1, 2015

The King of the Monsters gets some direction…

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Joins DC Cinematic Universe as Killer Croc

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Joins DC Cinematic Universe as Killer Croc

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2015

That's gotta be considered a step down!

Goongala! Stephen Amell Cast as Casey Jones for 'TMNT 2'

Goongala! Stephen Amell Cast as Casey Jones for 'TMNT 2'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 31, 2015

The Arrow star has been cast as the hockey wielding vigilante.

Secret Wars Reopens 'House Of M'

Secret Wars Reopens 'House Of M'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 31, 2015

If only Wanda said "No more spin-offs"…

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