Thursday, December 25, 2014 • Afternoon Edition • "Ban Herald ASAP!"
Image Shocker: Brian Wood Off Spawn After Editorial Clash

Image Shocker: Brian Wood Off Spawn After Editorial Clash

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 20, 2014

His script failed the portfolio review, apparently.

Did That Really Just Happen in the Legend of Korra Finale? (SPOILERS)

Did That Really Just Happen in the Legend of Korra Finale? (SPOILERS)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 20, 2014

The season finale is available for streaming now, and if you haven't seen it yet, you should obviously go do that before reading this.

Hustler To Conduct Their Own 'The Interview' Parody

Hustler To Conduct Their Own 'The Interview' Parody

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 20, 2014

They gotcher Taepodongs* right here!

Sony Pictures to Make Live Action

Sony Pictures to Make Live Action "Fire and Ice" Unless a Foreign Dictator Finds it Offensive

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

The studio has picked up Robert Rodriguez's live action adaptation of the Frank Frazetta animated movie.

Hawkeye May Appear on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Next Year If It Isn't Canceled By That Time

Hawkeye May Appear on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Next Year If It Isn't Canceled By That Time

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

The show is supposed to tie in with Avengers: Age of Ultron, said The Outhouse in an attempt to get more search-friendly keywords into this article.

Darrow Covers The Tiny Details On Ant-Man #2

Darrow Covers The Tiny Details On Ant-Man #2

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

Does the man use Pym Particles on his art tools?

Here's Some Rob Liefeld Dynamite Variant Covers to Lighten Your Day

Here's Some Rob Liefeld Dynamite Variant Covers to Lighten Your Day

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

Depressed about the looming World War? This'll cheer you up!

Too Little, Too Late Shocker: Media Treating Sony Hack Like Real Story Now

Too Little, Too Late Shocker: Media Treating Sony Hack Like Real Story Now

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 19, 2014

Honestly, did anyone expect anything less from the American media?

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

The editor also promised a Robin in every pot, and a Batmobile in every garage.

Ellen Page and Jessica Alba Cast as Han Solo and Princess Leia in Jason Reitman's Empire Strikes Back

Ellen Page and Jessica Alba Cast as Han Solo and Princess Leia in Jason Reitman's Empire Strikes Back

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

Well, that was unexpected. Awesome, but unexpected.

Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony Hack

Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony Hack

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

America: fuck no!

2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year Winners

2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year Winners

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

What an amazing coincidence that both organizations chose the six most intelligent, talented, and physically attractive people in the industry!

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

And it's not even Amazing Spider-Man 3.

Here Comes A Free Challenger! Street Fighter FCBD

Here Comes A Free Challenger! Street Fighter FCBD

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

You might have to shoryuken a kid in the face to get one.

The Terrorists Win: Sony Scraps The Interview

The Terrorists Win: Sony Scraps The Interview

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Where were these hackers before Man of Steel came out? Thanks a lot, hackers!

Fit For A King? King-Size Kirby Hardcover Arrives In July!

Fit For A King? King-Size Kirby Hardcover Arrives In July!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

And Many A Kirby Dot Will Be Spotted!

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