Friday, July 1, 2016 • Evening Edition • "30 charges and no convictions."

Hasbro Unveils the Logos of Our DOOM!! Aka The Logos for Future Transformers Movies!

Hasbro Unveils the Logos of Our DOOM!! Aka The Logos for Future Transformers Movies!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 22, 2016

Isn't that nice of Hasbro to put a numerical scale to how badly we're screwed in the next three years of cinema?

Bryan Cranston's Head Cast as Zordon in 'Power Rangers'

Bryan Cranston's Head Cast as Zordon in 'Power Rangers'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

That's sort of imposing by itself, and yes this is the second Japanese franchise that involves giant monsters the man has been cast in. I think someone likes a certain genre!

Munchkinland Rejoices as Roman Reigns Suspended from WWE

Munchkinland Rejoices as Roman Reigns Suspended from WWE

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

Somewhere over the Reignbow, the diminutive residents of Oz rejoiced upon hearing that the wrestler was suspended for 30 days for violating the company's wellness policy.

'Mosaic' Jumps Into His Own Series

'Mosaic' Jumps Into His Own Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

Mysterious Inhuman debuts soon

Failing Vertigo Goes Back To The Well Again With Everafter: From The Pages of Fables

Failing Vertigo Goes Back To The Well Again With Everafter: From The Pages of Fables

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

Because it worked so well with Sandman: Overture.

Skybound Announces More Robert Kirkman SDCC Exclusives

Skybound Announces More Robert Kirkman SDCC Exclusives

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

Oh yeah. And some Saga too.

Marvel Executive Reveals New Prostate Exam Technique While Raising Awareness With Variant Covers

Marvel Executive Reveals New Prostate Exam Technique While Raising Awareness With Variant Covers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

Marvel is really going above and beyond the call of duty for this cause.

'Justice League' Movie News

'Justice League' Movie News

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

The plot has been announced along with a preview of the movie's colorless logos.

Deceased Artist Michael Turner Making Big Comeback in Variant Cover Business

Deceased Artist Michael Turner Making Big Comeback in Variant Cover Business

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

Just because you've been dead for six years doesn't mean you can't be used to artificially boost sales on corporate superhero comics!

Sony Updates Its Animated Slate Through 2018

Sony Updates Its Animated Slate Through 2018

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

Emojis, Spider-Man, Hotel Transylvania, and Ghostbusters, oh my!

Gasp At The 'My Little Pony The Movie' Logo!

Gasp At The 'My Little Pony The Movie' Logo!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 21, 2016

Is friendship no longer magic?!

'Flashpoint' Comes To The CW

'Flashpoint' Comes To The CW

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on June 20, 2016

Yep, and we all saw it coming!

Fraction Announces

Fraction Announces "The Recidivist" with Zdarsky and Wu; Nobody Seems to Care

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 20, 2016

Luckily, Rich Johnston is on the case!

DC Solicits: Here's All the Stuff You Can Decline to Buy in September

DC Solicits: Here's All the Stuff You Can Decline to Buy in September

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 20, 2016

Check out what's shipping from DC this September.

Not a Joke Article: Marvel Plans to Literally Shatter Universe with Next Big Reboot Event

Not a Joke Article: Marvel Plans to Literally Shatter Universe with Next Big Reboot Event

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 20, 2016

It sounds like something we're making up, but we assure you we're not.

New Synopses For 'Doctor Strange' & 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2' Movies Released

New Synopses For 'Doctor Strange' & 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2' Movies Released

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 20, 2016

In which we don't really learn much…

Warren Ellis To Publish Normal Novella About The Near Future

Warren Ellis To Publish Normal Novella About The Near Future

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 20, 2016

Ellis descibes it as "A locked-room mystery set in a remote rest home for broken futurists."

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