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NBC Rebooting World's Most Popular Fictional Character For Newest Musical

NBC Rebooting World's Most Popular Fictional Character For Newest Musical

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 10, 2017

Jesus Christ Superstar is set to air April 1, 2018.

Marvel Listens To Its Fans, Just Not Right Now

Marvel Listens To Its Fans, Just Not Right Now

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 10, 2017

Marvel Legacy will wipe away Secret Empire later.

Illinois Man Attacked by Ghosts After Reading Action Comics #979!!

Illinois Man Attacked by Ghosts After Reading Action Comics #979!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 10, 2017

The man who is OBVIOUSLY not me was attacked by ghosts today after reading the glorious return of *SPOILER* in Action Comics #979.

Marvel Editor,

Marvel Editor, "I don't think [Devil-Slayer] is one of our characters."

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on May 10, 2017

A glimpse at Marvel Editorial's knowledge of characters.

Judge Dredd Coming To A TV Near You If They Find A Network

Judge Dredd Coming To A TV Near You If They Find A Network

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 10, 2017

Judge Dredd: Mega City One is ready to be picked up.

DonGlover Spearheading Deadpool TV Series

DonGlover Spearheading Deadpool TV Series

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 10, 2017

The show will be an animated adult comedy.

Stay Positive 'Unikitty!' Gets Her Own TV Series

Stay Positive 'Unikitty!' Gets Her Own TV Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 10, 2017

The brickout star of The LEGO Movie is back

FOX Reveals Trailer For The Trailer For The Gifted

FOX Reveals Trailer For The Trailer For The Gifted

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 9, 2017

Gifted is Matt Nix and Bryan Singer's X-Men tv series.

Marvel Cooks Up Turd Sandwich, DC Says That Sure Looks Tasty

Marvel Cooks Up Turd Sandwich, DC Says That Sure Looks Tasty

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 9, 2017

Nightwing: The New Order sees the title character hunting down superpowers as a government thug.

Andrea Towers Wins Lottery, Gets Hired At Marvel For Sales And Communication

Andrea Towers Wins Lottery, Gets Hired At Marvel For Sales And Communication

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 9, 2017

Towers previously covered Marvel press releases at Entertainment Weekly.

Nick Spencer Channeled Idol Hillary Clinton With Premature Secret Empire Celebration

Nick Spencer Channeled Idol Hillary Clinton With Premature Secret Empire Celebration

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 9, 2017

Clinton's aides popped champagne on the morning of the election.

Finally, A Third Hellboy Movie Is Being Made

Finally, A Third Hellboy Movie Is Being Made

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 9, 2017

It isn't Hellboy 3, though.

Camsing International Bought Stan Lee's POW! Mistaking It For Marvel

Camsing International Bought Stan Lee's POW! Mistaking It For Marvel

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 9, 2017

That is the only plausible reason for the buyout.

28 Marvel Comics Sold 20,000 & Under in April!

28 Marvel Comics Sold 20,000 & Under in April!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 9, 2017

Twenty-eight Marvel Comics in April were 20,000 or below in sales. But hey, at least they got that #1 spot with no tomfoolery or shenanigans right?

Peter Parker Gets Caught In The Act Like Every Teenager Does In New Spider-Man: Homecoming Clip

Peter Parker Gets Caught In The Act Like Every Teenager Does In New Spider-Man: Homecoming Clip

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 9, 2017

No, not that act, you perv.

Director Doug Liman Opens Up About Leaving Gambit Film

Director Doug Liman Opens Up About Leaving Gambit Film

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 8, 2017

We're guessing he left after realizing it was a Gambit movie.

Justin Roiland Pulls Zechs-Method and Gets Super Drunk While Doing Job!

Justin Roiland Pulls Zechs-Method and Gets Super Drunk While Doing Job!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 8, 2017

Honestly, the method is proven and gets you through the day faster. Yes, it kills brain cells, but hey so does watching Michael Bay directed Transformer movies too. At least with the method, you can have some fun which a Michael Bay directed Transformer movie is devoid of.

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