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Robert Redford Spoils Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Written by Jude Terror and Frank Miller on Thursday, May 09 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Robert Redford Spoils Captain America: The Winter Soldier

The Academy Award winning actor spilled the beans on the upcoming Captain America sequel. Be warned: spoilers inside!

Source: Ain't It Cool News

Robert Redford is not only a Hollywood living legend, but today he revealed himself to also be the sexier illegitmate older brother of Bleeding Cool rumor-monger Rich Johnston* when he spoiled the crap out of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. In an interview talking about his illustrious career with The Straits Times, Redford said that he took the role as head of S.H.I.E.L.D. in the movie because it offered him the opportunity to play a villain. Unfortunately, Marvel's movie continuity so far shows S.H.I.E.L.D. to be the good guys, so this plot twist is likely not meant to be revealed before the movie is released. Of course, Redford doesn't give a fuck, because he's Robert Redford, and this is a movie about guys in spandex punching each other.

We reached out to Robert Redford for comment, but his representatives simply laughed in our faces. So we called back claiming to be Newsarama, and they laughed again. Then we called back and pretended to be the New York Times, at which point Redford sent us this message: "Two words, motherfuckers. Pip. Pip."

Captain America: The Winter Soldier will be in theaters April 4, 2014.

*Redford got the looks, brains, and talent in the family.

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