ComicBookMovie.com got their filthy mitts on the first set pics of the actual Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from Michael Bay's upcoming abomination of a TMNT movie. We've already seen Megan Fox as April O'Neil and her scoop-stealing cameraman Will Arnett as Vernon Finwick, but these are the first pics of the Turtles, and it's worse than anyone imagined. Rumors swirled last year that Bay, who is universally regarded as the worst director of all time, planned to turn the Turtles into Alien Ninja Turtles and their nemesis, Shredder, into evil Army Colonel Schrader, but the truth is actually far, far worse. Apparently, Bay plans to depict the beloved Turtles as average looking human beings in vaguely turtle-shaped costumes made out of pillows and old comforters.
Damn you, Michael Bay! Is there no depths to which you won't sink to rape our childhoods and destroy the cherished intellectual property of entertainment mega-franchises?! You son of a... what's that? Oh, really? Oooooooooh. Yeah, okay, I see it now. Those are just the motion capture costumes that will eventually be replaced with CGI.
So... then who gives a shit? ComicBookMovie.com, apparently, since they have about twenty of these photos. Oh, ComicBookMovie.com. You shameless hit whores.
You win this time, Michael Bay. But we've got our eye on you.
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