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SDCC: Meaningless Guardians of the Galaxy Plot Details Revealed

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, July 16 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

SDCC: Meaningless Guardians of the Galaxy Plot Details Revealed

If you love to obsess over pointless minutia, this article will make your day.


One of the great things about the 24 hours comics news cycle is that websites, in a never-ending quest to pull in more and more unique hits before hundreds of indistinguishable competitors do, will latch onto any detail about any project even tangentially related to comic books, no matter how tiny and insignificant, and make what we in the industry like to call "a huge fucking deal" out of it. The latest obsession comes from a discovery of Guardians of the Galaxy call sheets by ComicBookMovie. The sheets reveal two very vague scenes that take place in Guardians of the Galaxy, from which your more astute nerds can extrapolate all kinds of information:

Taking place on the exterior of an Xandar Mall, the first bit involves, “Peter Quill leaving Bereet, then flirting with Ti Asha on his way to a Broker's Shop,” while the second follows, “Rocket Raccoon's vid shield Point-of-View of Peter Quill, Bereet and Ti Asha.”

CBM then goes into a two paragraph analysis of what this means: Xandar is the home of the Nova Corps, Ti Asha is a member of the Korbonite race that created Beta Ray Bill, Bereet is a character associated with the Hulk, and Peter Quill has something to sell at a broker, which CBM wildly speculates is the Inifnity Gems, which makes a lot of sense, because if we had in our possession a bunch of magic cosmic jewels that could control the entire universe, the first thing we think of is how much we could pawn them for.

So if you're a big fan of Bereet or Ti Asha, I guess you're probably losing your shit right now. For everyone else, well, sorry for wasting two minutes of your time with this article. You could have read like three Bendis books in that span.


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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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