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It's Official: Bradley Cooper is Rocket Raccoon

Written by ThanosCopter on Friday, August 30 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

It's Official: Bradley Cooper is Rocket Raccoon

The Oscar nominated actor will play the furry, gun-toting animal.

Source: Marvel

It's official: Bradley Cooper is Rocket Raccoon.  First reported by a website with 33% scoop accuracy, Marvel officially announced the casting this afternoon on the website.  Bradley Cooper will use his good looks and stature to play a two foot tall talking raccoon in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie. 

Unfortunately for furry fans, Cooper will only be the voice actor for the part, as Rocket Raccoon will be CGIed into the film and not played by Cooper in a raccoon suit.  

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