Monday, May 21, 2018 • Evening Edition • "The trash of the multiverse has gotta end up somewhere."

Christian Bale Offers Bat-Advice to Ben Affleck

Written by Jeremy Shane on Monday, November 18 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Christian Bale Offers Bat-Advice to Ben Affleck

No, it wasn't a four minute tirade full of expletives. This time.

Source: Access Hollywood

Christian Bale hasn't had much to say about Affleck's casting as Batman so far, but now that he is doing the press tour for his new movie Out of the Furnace the question has become impossible to ignore.

His advice was simple and no, it wasn't about how to do the batvoice or look menacing with the inability to move half your body, it was about taking a piss.

The only thing I said to him is just make sure he can take a piss without anyone having to help him, because it’s a little bit humiliating, which I went through when you have to have somebody kind of help you out with the costume in order to be able to do that. So that’s my main piece of advice for him.

The Adam West Batman would have been ready for this sort of thing with a Bat-colostomy bag.  Bale does sound more than ready to leave his BAThroom troubles behind though.

I wish him all the best. He’s a very experienced actor and filmmaker, and he’ll make it his own. And our thing is finished and we always declared it was finished. And you know it should be passed onto another actor and will be again after him.



Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

Comment without an Outhouse Account using Facebook

We get it. You don't feel like signing up for an Outhouse account, even though it's FREE and EASY! That's okay. You can comment with your Facebook account below and we'll take care of adding it to the stream above. But you really should consider getting a full Outhouse account, which will allow you to quote posts, choose an avatar and sig, and comment on our forums too. If that sounds good to you, sign up for an Outhouse account by clicking here.

Note: while you are welcome to speak your mind freely on any topic, we do ask that you keep discussion civil between each other. Nasty personal attacks against other commenters is strongly discouraged. Thanks!
Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

About the Author - Jeremy Shane

Jeremy was born in a small mountain village of a strange foreign land called Weystvurginea.  Banishment for liberal views saw him spend years wondering the east coast until he decided to bike to California.  When he saw how long a trip it was, he drove instead.  Now he's living it up in a low humidity climate, sometimes working on his photography and when not, he writes for us covering books (by way of his blog: Reading Realms), gaming, tv, movies, comics, conventions in the SoCal area, and creates a weekly webcomic: A Journey Through Skyrim.  If you look for him offline, start in the L.A. area; online start at: for his profile and all the social networks he's on... or just follow him on twitter, he seems to be on there a lot: @jeremyshane.


More articles from Jeremy Shane
The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!