Written by Jude Terror
on Tuesday, June 10 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
A new movie poster for Guardians of the Galaxy does not reveal Zoe Saldana's posterior.
Source: ThanosCopter Newswire
Marvel Studios sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry today when they released a character poster for their upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy film featuring Zoe Saldana as Gamora without including a gratuitous shot of the actress's butt. Industry analysts reacted with disbelief upon seeing the poster, which shows a direct frontal shot of Saldana, neglecting to show even a hint of her butt, "as if she were a man, or something." Butt shots, particularly those that show both the butt and breasts at the same time in an anatomically impossible pose, are a hallmark of the comic book industry's handling of female characters.
"I don't know what to say," said Professor of Butts on Movie Posters at the prestigious University of Phoenix, Thaddeus T. Puffinbottoms. "It's unprecedented. I mean, clearly this is an official movie poster produced by Marvel Studios. It isn't a fake. But there's Gamora, without her butt showing. What's going on?"
"Wait a minute!" Professor Puffinbottoms shouted as he hastily grabbed his cell phone. Puffinbottoms opened the Marvel AR app and began pointing it at the movie poster, looking for an AR code that would reveal hidden content on the poster, presumably containing a photo of Gamora's butt. "This isn't right! I can't find anything!"
At press time, a befuddled Puffinbottoms was seen holding the poster up to a mirror, trying his best to catch a glimpse of Gamora's rear end. Stay tuned to The Outhouse for updates.
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About the Author - Jude Terror
Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.
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