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Handsome Drifter in Twitter Photos Revealed to Be Benedict Cumberbatch

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, November 05 2015 and posted in News with Benefits

Handsome Drifter in Twitter Photos Revealed to Be Benedict Cumberbatch

Cumberbatch is in Nepal filming for the upcoming Doctor Strange movie.


Source: via CBR

Readers of popular social media site Twitter were confused this week, and not just because stars were suddenly transformed into hearts. Beginning yesterday, photos began circulating and receiving large numbers of hearts and retweets featuring a bearded drifter walking through the streets of Nepal, remarkable only for his incredibly good looks. After careful investigation, The Outhouse has discovered that the drifter is actually British heartthrob Benedict Cumberbatch, filming for his role in Marvel's Doctor Strange movie.

"At first, I thought this unkempt but very handsome vagabond was trying to steal some bread to feed himself," said Bhotahiti street vendor Ranjita Bhandari, who spoke to The Outhouse as part of our investigation. "However, on closer examination, I realized that no simple vagrant could have such chiseled cheekbones, piercing eyes, and kissable lips." Bhandari explained that the only rational conclusion was that the drifter must be Benedict Cumberbatch, the star of BBC's Sherlock, Star Trek: Into Darkness, and the upcoming Doctor Strange film.

According to sources, the presence of Cumberbatch's stunning good looks have caused Nepal's economy to grow, jumping in world rankings ten full points from 145th to 135th, based purely on increased tourism from swooning visitors hoping to catch a glimpse of the handsome actor. However, the world's 41st most populous country may also experience a population growth spurt approximately nine months from now, when the numerous pregnancies inspired by the men and women who witnessed Cumberbatch's dapper visage come to fruition.

Doctor Strange is due out on November 4th, 2016, but Nepali President Ram Baran Yadav has reportedly announced that November 4th will forever be known as a National Benedict Cumberbatch day in the country, celebrating the first day when pictures of the pulchritudinous star first appeared on social media.

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