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Has DC Done Something Stupid Today?

Are you tired of having to comb through dozens of articles trying to figure out if DC Comics has done something cringeworthy today? Would you like to be the first person to know how long it's been since DC's alienated fans, minorities or people with discerning taste? Do you like regularly experiencing schadenfreude at the expense of a major corporate entity? Well, The Outhouse has the solution for you! Stay up to date at <a href='http://www.hasdcdonesomethingstupidtoday.com' target='_blank'>www.hasdcdonesomethingstupidtoday.com</a>! <br><br> Note: Not every article here resulted in a counter update. Some are included because they are related to updates, to enhance the narrative.
Outhouse Celebrates as DC Comics Reaches Major Milestone

Outhouse Celebrates as DC Comics Reaches Major Milestone

It's the most blunderful time... of the yeeeaaarrr!

Batgirl Creative Team Apologizes for Trans-gression

Batgirl Creative Team Apologizes for Trans-gression

Did Batgirl really undo its positive progress in transgender issues? Now with special bonus: rapey vampires in Batwoman!

DC Comics Comments on CM Punk Wedding Day Firing:

DC Comics Comments on CM Punk Wedding Day Firing: "Damn, That's Cold."

The company whose initials stand for Differences Creative is shocked to learn the details of Punk's departure from WWE.

DC Comics Defeats Valencia in Greatest American Soccer Victory of All Time

DC Comics Defeats Valencia in Greatest American Soccer Victory of All Time

The Valencia soccer team will not use its new logo after legal threats from DC Comics.

DC Forgot Flash's birthday

DC Forgot Flash's birthday

DC plans special variants for the 75 year anniversary of his first appearance in his 76th year.

DC Comics Suing Spanish Soccer Team, Claims to Own Trademark to Bats

DC Comics Suing Spanish Soccer Team, Claims to Own Trademark to Bats

Looks like DC Comics is getting back in the stupid business.

Outhouse Hopes to Exploit Wolverine's Death, Inevitable Return with

Outhouse Hopes to Exploit Wolverine's Death, Inevitable Return with "IsWolverineStillDead.com"

The snarky news site has created an easy to use resource to track Wolverine's status among the dead.

DC Comics Agrees With Outhouse on Sexist T-Shirts, Promises to Do Better Next Time

DC Comics Agrees With Outhouse on Sexist T-Shirts, Promises to Do Better Next Time

We don't mean to gloat, but... nah, we totally mean to gloat.

Now It's Just Getting Sad: More DC Licensing Shenanigans Yield Sexist Toddler Pajamas

Now It's Just Getting Sad: More DC Licensing Shenanigans Yield Sexist Toddler Pajamas

Consider this an aftershock to the SCORE! SUPERMAN DOES IT AGAIN shitquake.

Licensed DC Comics Shirts Congratulate Superman for Banging Wonder Woman, Prepare Young Women to Marry Batman

Licensed DC Comics Shirts Congratulate Superman for Banging Wonder Woman, Prepare Young Women to Marry Batman

Yes, in case you were curious, it is still 2014 and you haven't stepped in a time warp to the fifties.

DC Comics Apologizes for Toledo Water Crisis; 3D Variant Covers on Track for September Release

DC Comics Apologizes for Toledo Water Crisis; 3D Variant Covers on Track for September Release

A lenticular chemical spill nearly wiped out a large portion of Ohio, but at least the 3D covers will be printed on time!

DC Publicity Handler Keeps Tight Reign on Finches in Wonder Woman Interview

DC Publicity Handler Keeps Tight Reign on Finches in Wonder Woman Interview

In an interview with CBR, a DC publicist explains to Meredith and David Finch what they "can talk about" in question about David's controversial Wonder Woman feminist comments.

And They Almost Got Away With It: Gail Simone Driven Off Batgirl Over Creative Differences With Editor

And They Almost Got Away With It: Gail Simone Driven Off Batgirl Over Creative Differences With Editor

While praising the new creative team, Gail Simone reveals the reason she left Batgirl.

DC Refuses to Pay Alan Brennert $45 in Royalties for Barbara Kean

DC Refuses to Pay Alan Brennert $45 in Royalties for Barbara Kean

The publisher sure does seem to be taking strangely self-destructive stances on things lately.

Yea, Finch, That Made Everything Better

Yea, Finch, That Made Everything Better

Maybe you should have hired someone to write that tweet for you.



Tom DeFalco's Band-Aid Event to Cover DC's Festering Wound

Tom DeFalco's Band-Aid Event to Cover DC's Festering Wound

More details have been revealed about the event that will take place while DC moves to Burbank.

DC Fires Major Shot in War on Print Comics, Stops Giving Comps to Staff

DC Fires Major Shot in War on Print Comics, Stops Giving Comps to Staff

Instead, DC employees will get digital download codes.

Dave Stewart, Brian Wood Discuss Editorial Interference on Twitter

Dave Stewart, Brian Wood Discuss Editorial Interference on Twitter

What did DC do to Dave Stewart?! WHAT DID THEY DO?!?!

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