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Has DC Done Something Stupid Today?

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DC Breaks Promise, Prices Rebirth Second Printing at $5.99

DC Breaks Promise, Prices Rebirth Second Printing at $5.99

Same book, less valuable printing, twice the price.

REPORT: Desperate Geoff Johns Trying to Buy Back All Copies of DC Rebirth #1

REPORT: Desperate Geoff Johns Trying to Buy Back All Copies of DC Rebirth #1

Johns realizes he's made a terrible mistake, and he's trying to stop people from reading the comic before it's too late.

DC Shocker: Geoff Johns Spoils Rebirth in USA Today Interview

DC Shocker: Geoff Johns Spoils Rebirth in USA Today Interview

Dan Slott is coming for you, Geoff Johns. (SPOILERS)

Fanboy Rampage: Everybody Hates Rich Johnston Over DC Rebirth Spoilers

Fanboy Rampage: Everybody Hates Rich Johnston Over DC Rebirth Spoilers

Yes, Dan Slott was an ass on Twitter again. No spoilers there, but spoilers in this article, so consider yourself warned.

DC Rebirth Leaks All Over Internet, Will Take Years to Get Rid of the Stink

DC Rebirth Leaks All Over Internet, Will Take Years to Get Rid of the Stink

It's everything we imagined it would be, and more.

Oopsy! Newsarama Accidentally Leaves Question About Sexual Harassment Out of In Depth Interview With DC Execs

Oopsy! Newsarama Accidentally Leaves Question About Sexual Harassment Out of In Depth Interview With DC Execs

A clerical error led to the important question not being included in the list sent to Dan Didio and Jim Lee.


DC Unveils New Logo!

DC Unveils New Logo!

The new logo will surely resolve any issues which DC comics may be facing.

DC Comics Holds All Staff Meeting, Issues Statement About Sexual Harassment

DC Comics Holds All Staff Meeting, Issues Statement About Sexual Harassment

It's three weeks late and the bare minimum possible, but it's better than nothing, we guess.

DC Still Can't Get !@#$ Together, Announces Delays for Pre-Rebirth Justice League Books

DC Still Can't Get !@#$ Together, Announces Delays for Pre-Rebirth Justice League Books

Presumably, they're just working round the clock on solving the pervasive sexual harassment problem and don't have time for anything else. Right? Right??

Didio Flees Twitter in Wake of Eddie Berganza Scandal

Didio Flees Twitter in Wake of Eddie Berganza Scandal

The DC Co-Publisher has deleted or suspended his account, and one rumor-mongering website suggests it might have something to do with Eddie Berganza.

Geoff Johns Finally Addresses Elephant in Room at DC

Geoff Johns Finally Addresses Elephant in Room at DC

And top comics media sites are first on the scene to report.

REPORT: DC Interactive FCBD Map to Include Symbol to Warn of Alleged Sexual Harassers

REPORT: DC Interactive FCBD Map to Include Symbol to Warn of Alleged Sexual Harassers

Find out where to find comics such as SUICIDE SQUAD #1 FCBD SPECIAL EDITION and the all new DC SUPER HERO GIRLS #1 FCBD SPECIAL EDITION, and where to probably avoid.

BREAKING: CBR Forum Threads About Eddie Berganza Mysteriously Gone Missing [UPDATED]

BREAKING: CBR Forum Threads About Eddie Berganza Mysteriously Gone Missing [UPDATED]

In this EXXXCLUSIVE report, we try to get to the bottom of this strange disappearance.

Dan Slott Reprimanded for Reckless Tweeting in Lame Attempt to Discredit Berganza Reports

Dan Slott Reprimanded for Reckless Tweeting in Lame Attempt to Discredit Berganza Reports

Slott finally bit off more than he could chew when he tangled on Twitter over the reports of Eddie Berganza's alleged longtime sexual harassment problems.


Dark Knight III Lateness Continues, Issue #6 Canceled, Will (Probably) Be Resolicited

Dark Knight III Lateness Continues, Issue #6 Canceled, Will (Probably) Be Resolicited

Maybe they should have had Frank Miller write and draw the thing after all!

Marvel and DC Headed for Time War Over May 24th Midnight Releases

Marvel and DC Headed for Time War Over May 24th Midnight Releases

To screw DC over, Marvel will release their books at midnight on the week of DC's Rebirth launch.

DC Comics Shorts Retailers on Copies of Own Previews Magazine

DC Comics Shorts Retailers on Copies of Own Previews Magazine

The remaining copies will arrive after the order deadline.

REPORT: Lack of Diversity in DC #Rebirth Announcements Direct Result of March Madness Tournament

REPORT: Lack of Diversity in DC #Rebirth Announcements Direct Result of March Madness Tournament

DC Rebirth: It's everything you love about New 52... minus Gail Simone.

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