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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


Netflix's Daredevil Has a Release Date

Netflix's Daredevil Has a Release Date

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 7, 2015

We could tell you the release date of the series in the title, but then you wouldn't have to click on the article.

Fan of Generic Action Movies Thrilled by Ant-Man Teaser

Fan of Generic Action Movies Thrilled by Ant-Man Teaser

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 7, 2015

The fan is happy that Marvel is abandoning their strategy of making exciting, unique looking films.

US Presidential Candidate Mark Doyle Hosts Major Summit

US Presidential Candidate Mark Doyle Hosts Major Summit

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 6, 2015

The presidential candidate and DC editor will host a summit this week to discuss major issues.

Marvel Accidentally Leaves Image Off of Ant-Man Poster

Marvel Accidentally Leaves Image Off of Ant-Man Poster

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 6, 2015

The poster is entirely blank except for the movie logo.

BREAKING: IDW Publishing Acquires Top Shelf Productions

BREAKING: IDW Publishing Acquires Top Shelf Productions

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 6, 2015

IDW announced the purchase this morning.

That Channing Tatum Gambit Movie Is Actually Happening

That Channing Tatum Gambit Movie Is Actually Happening

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 6, 2015

The movie will be released October 7, 2016.

Scarlett Johannson to Star in Live-Action Ghost in the Shell Movie

Scarlett Johannson to Star in Live-Action Ghost in the Shell Movie

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 5, 2015

The actress will star in a Dreamworks' adaptation of the popular anime/manga.

Mike Colter to Play Luke Cage in AKA Jessica Jones

Mike Colter to Play Luke Cage in AKA Jessica Jones

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 22, 2014

Thank goodness this news couldn't wait until after the holidays.

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

The editor also promised a Robin in every pot, and a Batmobile in every garage.

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.

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