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CajunBean

He was born in the swamps of Louisiana, where he spent his days punching gators in the crotch and funneling gumbo til his eyes bled. Then one day, a powerful foreign entity dragged him across several state lines, and tethered him to the Colorado Rockies, where he lives in perpetual fear of freezing to death and there is nary a gator crotch in sight for punching. Now he hides inside, dreading snow flurries, and hammering away reviews and non-nonsensical ramblings for the outhouse overlords (cuz apparently someone saw fit to lord over outhouses). 


The Outhouse Goes Thrifty! A Black Friday Compilation!

The Outhouse Goes Thrifty! A Black Friday Compilation!

By CajunBean in Features on November 27, 2014

CajunBean goes dumpster diving for you, as he digs up some comic nerdy Black Friday Cyber Monday deals for you folks!

Little Green Men - Goblins! Review

Little Green Men - Goblins! Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on November 19, 2014

Dynamite gives us an anthology filled with tiny green men. In a volume that collects violence, stupidity, and basically a ton of lies, the Goblins are here!

Zombie Highway - A Kickstarter Review

Zombie Highway - A Kickstarter Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on November 4, 2014

Another indie work of love, as zombies, cars, and Cthulhus tear the world to shreds in this chaotic, comedic, ride. Yeah that sentence was a mouthful!

Madness in the Air - Sundowners #3 Review

Madness in the Air - Sundowners #3 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on October 30, 2014

Tim Seeley and Jim Terry bring out the crazy, as this perfectly Halloween friendly story continues.

Nickels and Dimes - Oni Humble Bundle is Afoot!

Nickels and Dimes - Oni Humble Bundle is Afoot!

By CajunBean in News with Benefits on October 3, 2014

More money to charity! More comic books! More exclamatory sentences!

The Manhattan Projects - Holy Crap my Brain... (Review)

The Manhattan Projects - Holy Crap my Brain... (Review)

By CajunBean in Reviews on September 30, 2014

Jonathon Hickman and Nick Pitarra recreate the story of the atomic era... and somehow manage to make it way scarier. And perverted? With a hint of cannibalism! And Xenophobia!?

Superman Dun Gone Crazy! - Leaving Megalopolis Review

Superman Dun Gone Crazy! - Leaving Megalopolis Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on September 17, 2014

What happens when the Flash is hunting you, the Human Torch wants to BBQ you, and Cupid turns out to be a homicidal psychopath? A perverted version of The Running Man... and its Gail Simone and Jim Calafiore's fault.

Humble Bundle - The Valiant Edition

Humble Bundle - The Valiant Edition

By CajunBean in News with Benefits on September 17, 2014

Humble Bundle... trying to bankrupt us pennies at a time... while raising money for charity. And then they have THE NERVE to provide tons of great comic books to us in exchange for our charitable contributions. I say we flog em! Or donate to charity for neat stuff, that is an option I suppose.

Prometheus Review 9000

Prometheus Review 9000

By CajunBean in Reviews on September 10, 2014

The movie continues, as someone finally addresses how stupid, bald, mute, alien guys are actually connected to creepy giant, alien, cockroaches! Well, sort of.

Four Horseman of The Apocalypse Review

Four Horseman of The Apocalypse Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on August 15, 2014

We wanted to put something snarky in the headline... but with a title that long, ain't happening. Inside, boobs, blood, and excessive eviscerations!

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