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CajunBean

He was born in the swamps of Louisiana, where he spent his days punching gators in the crotch and funneling gumbo til his eyes bled. Then one day, a powerful foreign entity dragged him across several state lines, and tethered him to the Colorado Rockies, where he lives in perpetual fear of freezing to death and there is nary a gator crotch in sight for punching. Now he hides inside, dreading snow flurries, and hammering away reviews and non-nonsensical ramblings for the outhouse overlords (cuz apparently someone saw fit to lord over outhouses). 


So much F***ing Blood! -Squarriors Review

So much F***ing Blood! -Squarriors Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on March 2, 2016

Sick of all that dainty PG PC Game of Thrones crap? Squarriors might scar you for life, while being simultaneously adorable!

Nostalgia Pandering - Street Fighter X G I Joe #1 Review

Nostalgia Pandering - Street Fighter X G I Joe #1 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on February 21, 2016

What happens when two icons of the 90's are mashed into one book? Yes, Michael Bay possibly gets a boner, but they also inevitably start beating the crap out of each other!

Four Eyes Issue 1 - Reviewing of a Dragon Nerd

Four Eyes Issue 1 - Reviewing of a Dragon Nerd

By CajunBean in Reviews on January 5, 2016

After years of growing dust on the shelf, Joe Kelly finally deems us worthy of a second installment of Four Eyes. Plus side? It is still quality writing! Down side? Bastard opted for black and white (mostly).

Reality Lost - Axcend #1 Review

Reality Lost - Axcend #1 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on October 7, 2015

A boy drifts through his life, half his world taken from him. School is rough, life is hard, being a teenager is a bitch, but there are still ways to detach. Axcend is the story of a kid hiding in a virtual world, until it isn't.

Back in Print! - Atomic Robo #1 Review

Back in Print! - Atomic Robo #1 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on September 8, 2015

Atomic Robo returns to print, with tail tucked between legs and skull no longer attached? The super action scientist scrambles to make sense of a world in peril with its heroic robot MIA. Things boom, words science, and English no longer grammars in this opening issue!

Madness, Speed, n Mayhem - Hugo Broyler (Kickstarter Review)

Madness, Speed, n Mayhem - Hugo Broyler (Kickstarter Review)

By CajunBean in Reviews on July 25, 2015

CajunBean digs into another charming kickstarter project. A tale that punches on all pistons, Hugo Broyler is a dash of violence and psychosis with a fresh new voice.

Supa Exclusive review Numba 1 - Legends of the Geomancer

Supa Exclusive review Numba 1 - Legends of the Geomancer

By CajunBean in Reviews on July 15, 2015

The ultimate marketing gambit has begun. Will fans fall into line, or will thousands raise their middle fingers in salute to a book few will ever read?

He went full Liefeld - Bloodstrike #1 Review

He went full Liefeld - Bloodstrike #1 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on July 7, 2015

Rob Liefeld takes the crown for more phallocentric (penis penis penis) issue of the year. Brian K Vaughn caught weeping in his cheerios immediately after.

Aphrodite 9... er IX Complete - Review

Aphrodite 9... er IX Complete - Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on May 19, 2015

What have we here? Oh, a beautiful revamping of a Top Cow cheesecake classic! Also, some classic cheesecake story for those of us who hate writing.

Bunnies n Boomstick - Usagi Senso TP Review

Bunnies n Boomstick - Usagi Senso TP Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on May 7, 2015

Sometimes ya mess with a classic, and ya get burned. But on rare occasions... like kangaroo-unicorn rare... someone tinkers and gets it right.

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