Wednesday, September 28, 2016 • Afternoon Edition • "Bring your own straight jacket."

Tim Midura

Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.


Like Many Readers, Natalie Portman Is Done With Marvel

Like Many Readers, Natalie Portman Is Done With Marvel

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 17, 2016

We blame super-mega-crossover events.

Tim Curry's Rival Continues His Vow To Remake Everything Curry Has Done

Tim Curry's Rival Continues His Vow To Remake Everything Curry Has Done

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 17, 2016

Jim Murray's latest victim is Clue.

Doctor Strange Director Scott Derrickson Tweets Cryptic Message

Doctor Strange Director Scott Derrickson Tweets Cryptic Message

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 15, 2016

Could the director be in trouble?

RUMOR: Kyle Chandler for Cable and Mackenzie Davis for Domino in Deadpool 2

RUMOR: Kyle Chandler for Cable and Mackenzie Davis for Domino in Deadpool 2

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 15, 2016

The movie starts filming next year.

Gotham To Challenge Agents of Shield For Lowest Ratings By Including Suicide Squad Characters

Gotham To Challenge Agents of Shield For Lowest Ratings By Including Suicide Squad Characters

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 9, 2016

Early versions of Harley Quinn and Killer Croc will eventually appear.

Cullenary Treat: On Grilling

Cullenary Treat: On Grilling

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 8, 2016

Nothing can stop Cullen Bunn from grilling.

Robert Kirkman's Hometown To Hold 'The Walking Dead' Celebration

Robert Kirkman's Hometown To Hold 'The Walking Dead' Celebration

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Tony Moore will also be in attendance, but as part of the catering staff.

William Shatner Willing To Return To Star Trek If He's Useful

William Shatner Willing To Return To Star Trek If He's Useful

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Meaning he'll certainly not be returning to Star Trek.

George Lucas Realizes Mistake, Starts To Buy Back Star Wars

George Lucas Realizes Mistake, Starts To Buy Back Star Wars

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

Starting with all the art to Han Solo #1 and #2.

CBR Accidentally Sees 'Finding Dory' Instead Of 'Suicide Squad'

CBR Accidentally Sees 'Finding Dory' Instead Of 'Suicide Squad'

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

It explains the verbal fellatio Valnet Inc. Presents Comic Book Resources gave it.

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