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Greg Anderson-Elysee

Gregory Anderson-Elysee is a Brooklyn born and based filmmaker (director and editor), playwright, comic book writer, model, and part time actor. He was one of the first writers and interviewers of The Outhouse. He is the writer and creator of the upcoming book Is'nana the Were-Spider. He can be found on Twitter and Facebook.


Black History Month Day 16: Malcolm Dragon

Black History Month Day 16: Malcolm Dragon

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Features on February 26, 2010

The son of Savage Dragon, Malcolm is a personal favorite of mine.

Black History Month Day 15: Isaiah Bradley

Black History Month Day 15: Isaiah Bradley

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Features on February 26, 2010

He is known as the Black Captain America to many fans and to the black superhero community in the Marvel-verse.

Nightmare on Elm Street Trailer 2

Nightmare on Elm Street Trailer 2

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Blog on February 25, 2010

Well, the second preview for the Nightmare on Elm Street remake was released. If you've been following my blog, you'd know that I just recently became a fan of the premise of Nightmare on Elm Street after years of being rather disappointed in it due to all the terrible sequels and feeling Freddy Kruger wasn't being used right to his full potential. I don't have too much faith in this remake as I've recently found a big appreciation for the first film, but here's hoping there's some redeemable aspects in this. I was very interested in seeing how Freddy could be used with all the advancement we've made with computer tech, though it seems most of the kills and special effects will just be rehashes of the original.

Black History Month Day 14: Unknown Soldier

Black History Month Day 14: Unknown Soldier

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Features on February 20, 2010

Vertigo Comic's Moses Lwanga, The Unknown Soldier

Black History Month Day 13: Lobo

Black History Month Day 13: Lobo

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Features on February 20, 2010

No, not everyone's favorite alien psychopath Lobo from DC Comics. This is Lobo from Dell Comics.

Black History Month Day 12: Tarlton the Astronaut

Black History Month Day 12: Tarlton the Astronaut

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Features on February 20, 2010

Now aboarding the list... Tarlton of EC Comics

Black History Month Day 11: Slingshot and Myriad

Black History Month Day 11: Slingshot and Myriad

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Features on February 17, 2010

Dynamo 5's Slingshot/Menagerie and Myriad/Wraith

Black History Month Day 10: Cyborg

Black History Month Day 10: Cyborg

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Features on February 15, 2010

The Teen Titan's Cyborg! Booyah!

Black History Month Day 9: Luke Cage

Black History Month Day 9: Luke Cage

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Features on February 15, 2010

Sweet Christmas! It’s Luke Cage’s turn now!

Sweet Rebecca (Poem for Valentine's Days)

Sweet Rebecca (Poem for Valentine's Days)

By Greg Anderson-Elysee in Blog on February 14, 2010

Sweet Rebecca was a pretty little thingWho believed in love but kept getting flings.Her lips were red as the color of bloodAnd her heart longed for a man to love.Sweet Rebecca met Mark with eyes blue like the seaBut he had two left feet and could not match a beat.Sweet Rebecca danced well with ChrisBut his kiss could not give her bliss.It was Chip who had the talented lipsBut his face was filled with leaky zits.Sean had a wonderful complexion, face with clarityBut had the most foul personality.Sarah though had a wonderful heart, as if wovenBut Rebecca remembered she was straight and Sarah was a woman.Then Rebecca met Drake who had just the right sized penisBut his face kept reminding her of a deformed fetus.Rebecca met Jamie, handsome with a chiseled jawBut his chest was saggy and torso was a bore.Jason, though, had just the perfect pecs and absBut one day died in an accident in his science lab.“What should I do?” Sweet Rebecca asked herselfThen an idea hit her head after finding a stitch in Jason’s shelf.She met Mark again and cut out his blue eyes like the seaAnd chopped off Chris’ talented and lovely right and left feet.Sweet Rebecca ripped off Chip’s soft lipsAnd skinned Sean’s face that had no zits.She cut out Sarah’s bloody beating heartAnd also Drake’s right size penis and kept him apart.She also detached Jamie’s chiseled jawAnd her smile lit up like a bright starAs she thought to put together all the pieces like a fine puzzleShe wondered if it’d be a struggle.Sweet Rebecca returned to Jason’s science labAnd admired every pack of his hard shaped abs.Days and weeks and months went byAnd finally that one day she let out a sigh.She finally created the perfect man And decided to name him Dan.He had blues eyes like the seaAnd could match a beat.He had kissable lipsAnd had no zits.He had a great heart you couldn’t buy with a dimeWhose penis fit her with just the right size.He had a wonderful strong jawAnd each second of the day it was Rebecca he adored.Of course he had the nice abs and great chestAnd Rebecca loved Dan with all the best.Rebecca and Dan lived happily ever after.

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