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DC Comics Split-Page Twix Ad Already Wildly Successful Thanks to Internet Outrage

DC Comics Split-Page Twix Ad Already Wildly Successful Thanks to Internet Outrage

The split-page ad may be the most lucrative revenue source for comics since the speculator boom of the 90s.

Warner Bros To Just Livestream Rest of Suicide Squad Filming

Warner Bros To Just Livestream Rest of Suicide Squad Filming

It will be more efficient than having hundreds of set photos hit the net every day.

Man Will Not Watch Third Season of Popular Show After Trailer Reveals Characters Will Be

Man Will Not Watch Third Season of Popular Show After Trailer Reveals Characters Will Be "Outside the Dome"

The new season of Under the Dome debuts next month, but a massive change may be in store for the series!

REPORT: Everyone Feels Really Uncomfortable Talking to Batman on Day After Mother's Day

REPORT: Everyone Feels Really Uncomfortable Talking to Batman on Day After Mother's Day

Reports from all over Gotham City indicate that nobody wants to deal with an emotional Batman.


Free Comic Book Day 2015: An Abysmal Failure We Should All Be Ashamed Of

Free Comic Book Day 2015: An Abysmal Failure We Should All Be Ashamed Of

As fans around the world enjoy free comics, it's important to reflect on the origins of this day and how we've failed to honor them.

Black Widow Gets Called

Black Widow Gets Called "Slut" By Captain America and Hawkeye, Widow Hanging Out With Daredevil Now

In an interview with Digital Spy, Captain America and Hawkeye referred to Black Widow as a "slut" and "whore."

EXCLUSIVE: First Trailer for Baz Luhrmann's Epic Recut: #Gamergate Romeo + #SJW Juliet

EXCLUSIVE: First Trailer for Baz Luhrmann's Epic Recut: #Gamergate Romeo + #SJW Juliet

The greatest love story of all time meets the greatest rivalry of our era.

Due to Editorial Interference, DC Editor in Chief Ends Up in Burma, Not Burbank

Due to Editorial Interference, DC Editor in Chief Ends Up in Burma, Not Burbank

Bob Harras made some last minute changes to his itinerary after leaving DC's offices on Friday.

Report: Iran Nuclear Deal Hinges on Secret Wars Outcome

Report: Iran Nuclear Deal Hinges on Secret Wars Outcome

For once, Marvel's super-mega-crossover event may actually be UNDER-hyped!

Outhouse Announces New Editor in Chief: Heidi MacDonald

Outhouse Announces New Editor in Chief: Heidi MacDonald

First order of business: making sure the site doesn't engage in any stupid April Fools pranks, such as fake-announcing new editors in chief.

United States Fighting ISIS By Airdropping Comics Into Syria

United States Fighting ISIS By Airdropping Comics Into Syria

How will Marvel and DC help fight the war on terrorism?!

EXXXCLUSIVE: The Real

EXXXCLUSIVE: The Real "Secret" Behind Marvel's "Secret Wars" Reboot Revealed!

What could cause Marvel to reboot it's universe just a few years after DC rebooted theirs? The answer may not shock you!

Man Upset When Restaurant

Man Upset When Restaurant "Censors" Sandwich

The man blamed "social justice warriors" and "fascism" when a local restaurant removed his favorite sandwich from the menu.

EXXXCLUSIVE: DC Announces

EXXXCLUSIVE: DC Announces "Tone Deaf Variants Month" for July

The company will embrace the concept of producing variant covers that offend the target audience of its comics.

San Diego Comic Con Parking to Be Decided by Deadly Battle Royale

San Diego Comic Con Parking to Be Decided by Deadly Battle Royale

Congoers will fight to the death for the chance to park at the biggest comics and pop culture event of the year.

Obsessed George Lucas Personally

Obsessed George Lucas Personally "Special Editioning" Every Copy of Marvel's Star Wars Comics

The Star Wars creator purchased every copy from Midtown comics and has set to work editing them with white-out and crayons.

Fanboy Laments: Comic Con Not About The Movies Anymore

Fanboy Laments: Comic Con Not About The Movies Anymore

With the lack of a Marvel Studios presence at SDCC this year, some fear Comic Con may be losing sight of its original purpose.

Man Fully Intends to Break World Record for Milk Dud Consumption at AMC's 24+ Hour Marvel Movie Marathon for Avengers: Age of Ultron

Man Fully Intends to Break World Record for Milk Dud Consumption at AMC's 24+ Hour Marvel Movie Marathon for Avengers: Age of Ultron

The man will try to consume more than 40,000 of the popular candies while watching every Marvel Studios film in chronological order.

Breaking: Stolen White Superhero Characters Surface in Seedy Local Pawn Shop

Breaking: Stolen White Superhero Characters Surface in Seedy Local Pawn Shop

The owner is unsure whether he will give the characters back or attempt to sell them on eBay for a modest profit.

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