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North Korean Hackers Strike Again, Deface Bleeding Cool's Website

North Korean Hackers Strike Again, Deface Bleeding Cool's Website

The attack left the popular website's design completely decimated.

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

The editor also promised a Robin in every pot, and a Batmobile in every garage.

BREAKING: DC Unveils Radical New Costume Designs for Justice League

BREAKING: DC Unveils Radical New Costume Designs for Justice League

The publisher is going for a wildly different direction for their biggest team.

EXCLUSIVE: Latest Shocking Sony Hacker Leak Reveals Turmoil in Spider-Man Production

EXCLUSIVE: Latest Shocking Sony Hacker Leak Reveals Turmoil in Spider-Man Production

You won't believe what's going on behind the scenes with the people responsible for the Spider-Man franchise!

New EU VAT Law Threatens to Destroy European Comics Industry!!!

New EU VAT Law Threatens to Destroy European Comics Industry!!!

The Outhouse explains what this #VATMESS thing is all about.

Report: Axis #7 Retcon Was Last Minute Change, Original Script Was Actually Much Worse (SPOILERS)

Report: Axis #7 Retcon Was Last Minute Change, Original Script Was Actually Much Worse (SPOILERS)

You don't even want to know what Marvel originally had planned! (AXIS #7 SPOILERS INSIDE)

With Girl Present, First Day of Marvel Writers' Retreat Consists of Fourteen Hours of Awkward Silence

With Girl Present, First Day of Marvel Writers' Retreat Consists of Fourteen Hours of Awkward Silence

Congratulations to G. Willow Wilson on being the first woman writer invited to a Marvel Creative summit.

Internet Readying Rumor Mills

Internet Readying Rumor Mills

With Doctor Strange, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, and the Suicide Squad cast, web reporters everywhere are preparing for a new round of baseless speculation.

DC Comics Comments on CM Punk Wedding Day Firing:

DC Comics Comments on CM Punk Wedding Day Firing: "Damn, That's Cold."

The company whose initials stand for Differences Creative is shocked to learn the details of Punk's departure from WWE.


MMMMMUUUUUUUURDER in the DC Offices!

MMMMMUUUUUUUURDER in the DC Offices!

A top DC executive admits to wanting to kill an employee over creative differences.

Late Show Makeup Department Very Worried About Upcoming Brian Bendis Appearance

Late Show Makeup Department Very Worried About Upcoming Brian Bendis Appearance

They're going to have to work overtime to handle this one.

Defection Shocker: Marvel Editor Ellie Pyle Jumps Ship to DC

Defection Shocker: Marvel Editor Ellie Pyle Jumps Ship to DC

Looks like the creative summit will be even more of a sausage party next year.


Report: Hospital on Last Night's Walking Dead Still Better Than American Healthcare System

Report: Hospital on Last Night's Walking Dead Still Better Than American Healthcare System

This article contains spoilers for last night's Walking Dead.

Exclusive: Doctor Strange Frontrunners Locked in Battle to Death for Lead Role

Exclusive: Doctor Strange Frontrunners Locked in Battle to Death for Lead Role

Someone has to be cast soon so they can film this thing!

Kirby Settlement to Be Paid Entirely in Unsold Copies of Amazing Spider-Man #1

Kirby Settlement to Be Paid Entirely in Unsold Copies of Amazing Spider-Man #1

A loophole in the legal agreement allows Marvel to pay the Kirby family in mint and near mint copies of the recent Amazing Spider-Man relaunch.

Exclusive: Marvel Reverses Course on Fox Movie Character Ban, Will Create New X-Men Characters

Exclusive: Marvel Reverses Course on Fox Movie Character Ban, Will Create New X-Men Characters

The Outhouse scoops Bleeding Cool again with the latest shocking development in the Fantastic Four cancellation rumor!

Icelandic U.N. Gender Equality Conference Takes Cues From Marvel Writer's Summit

Icelandic U.N. Gender Equality Conference Takes Cues From Marvel Writer's Summit

Only men will be invited to the conference on gender equality, feminism, and sexual violence.


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