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MMMMMUUUUUUUURDER in the DC Offices!

MMMMMUUUUUUUURDER in the DC Offices!

A top DC executive admits to wanting to kill an employee over creative differences.

Late Show Makeup Department Very Worried About Upcoming Brian Bendis Appearance

Late Show Makeup Department Very Worried About Upcoming Brian Bendis Appearance

They're going to have to work overtime to handle this one.

Defection Shocker: Marvel Editor Ellie Pyle Jumps Ship to DC

Defection Shocker: Marvel Editor Ellie Pyle Jumps Ship to DC

Looks like the creative summit will be even more of a sausage party next year.


Report: Hospital on Last Night's Walking Dead Still Better Than American Healthcare System

Report: Hospital on Last Night's Walking Dead Still Better Than American Healthcare System

This article contains spoilers for last night's Walking Dead.

Exclusive: Doctor Strange Frontrunners Locked in Battle to Death for Lead Role

Exclusive: Doctor Strange Frontrunners Locked in Battle to Death for Lead Role

Someone has to be cast soon so they can film this thing!

Kirby Settlement to Be Paid Entirely in Unsold Copies of Amazing Spider-Man #1

Kirby Settlement to Be Paid Entirely in Unsold Copies of Amazing Spider-Man #1

A loophole in the legal agreement allows Marvel to pay the Kirby family in mint and near mint copies of the recent Amazing Spider-Man relaunch.

Exclusive: Marvel Reverses Course on Fox Movie Character Ban, Will Create New X-Men Characters

Exclusive: Marvel Reverses Course on Fox Movie Character Ban, Will Create New X-Men Characters

The Outhouse scoops Bleeding Cool again with the latest shocking development in the Fantastic Four cancellation rumor!

Icelandic U.N. Gender Equality Conference Takes Cues From Marvel Writer's Summit

Icelandic U.N. Gender Equality Conference Takes Cues From Marvel Writer's Summit

Only men will be invited to the conference on gender equality, feminism, and sexual violence.


Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

The announcement of a new Army of Darkness series reveals an evil plot to replace the industry, and eventually the human race, with Cullen Bunns.

Clickbait Top 5 List: What if All Comics Were Rub n' Sniff?

Clickbait Top 5 List: What if All Comics Were Rub n' Sniff?

The Outhouse looks at what some other comic books would smell like if they employed "scenticular" technology... and asks for your thoughts as well!

Bleeding Cool Fails to Respond to Declaration of War; Outhouse Accepts Unconditional Surrender

Bleeding Cool Fails to Respond to Declaration of War; Outhouse Accepts Unconditional Surrender

The Outhouse is now undefeated in international website warfare.

Bleeding Cool Claims Manara Variants Not Canceled but Delayed, Quotes Outhouse, Declares War

Bleeding Cool Claims Manara Variants Not Canceled but Delayed, Quotes Outhouse, Declares War

According to that scoundrel Rich Johnston, the covers have not been canceled, only delayed.


Watching NFL Football Shockingly Easy This Weekend In Wake of Ray Rice Domestic Violence Scandal

Watching NFL Football Shockingly Easy This Weekend In Wake of Ray Rice Domestic Violence Scandal

Fans report finding it far less difficult than they expected to rationalize watching football this weekend.


New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

The respected "writer of many things, one of which happens to be comics," was revealed to be the legendary nineteenth century murderer.

Queen Elizabeth II Gets a DC Comics Reboot on Canadian Money

Queen Elizabeth II Gets a DC Comics Reboot on Canadian Money

The iconic monarch gets a new costume without her trademark red underpanties.

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