Tuesday, August 14, 2018 • Evening Edition • "The comic book industry's inflamed butthole."

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Schrödinger Revealed to Have Co-Written James Gunn's 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3' Script!

Schrödinger Revealed to Have Co-Written James Gunn's 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3' Script!

The famous Austrian physicist has been revealed to have co-written the script to fired writer/director James Gunn's third Guardians film. But now we don't know if it'll ever be made or not.

Did Steve Ditko Fake His Own Death So You'd Stop Writing Him Stupid Letters?

Did Steve Ditko Fake His Own Death So You'd Stop Writing Him Stupid Letters?

The Outhouse's investigative team takes a deep dive.

DuckTales Proves My Quackpot Ponies = Menace Theory True!

DuckTales Proves My Quackpot Ponies = Menace Theory True!

AH HA! Finally, a show has proven what I've long been preaching: that ponies are a menace and bring horrible awful things.

After Liking NSFW Tweet Ted Cruz Seen Buying Zenescope Comics

After Liking NSFW Tweet Ted Cruz Seen Buying Zenescope Comics

The senator was seen leaving Star-Spangled Comics in Washington D.C.


More Joker Origin Projects Revealed

More Joker Origin Projects Revealed

You thought you knew The Joker? You don’t know Jack (Napier)!

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 08/09/2017

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 08/09/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 07/19/2017

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 07/19/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 07/05/2017

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 07/05/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

Sony Intern Hastily Put Together IMAX Poster for 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Revealed!

Sony Intern Hastily Put Together IMAX Poster for 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Revealed!

Realizing their movie was coming out next week and had no IMAX poster, Sony decided to use an Intern's cut-up as the official poster for IMAX.

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 06/21/2017

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 06/21/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!


Illinois Man Attacked by Ghosts After Reading Action Comics #979!!

Illinois Man Attacked by Ghosts After Reading Action Comics #979!!

The man who is OBVIOUSLY not me was attacked by ghosts today after reading the glorious return of *SPOILER* in Action Comics #979.

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 05/03/2017

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 05/03/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 04/26/2017

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 04/26/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 04/19/2017

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 04/19/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

ALL-NEW ALL-DIFFERENT SAY NO TO 5 DOLLAR COMICS NOW! – WEEK OF 04/12/2017

ALL-NEW ALL-DIFFERENT SAY NO TO 5 DOLLAR COMICS NOW! – WEEK OF 04/12/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

David Mazouz thinks that Batman series without Batman may soon involve Batman!

David Mazouz thinks that Batman series without Batman may soon involve Batman!

Can it be true? Is it possible? Is he going to become the god damn Batman?

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 04/05/2017

All-New All-Different Say No to 5 Dollar Comics NOW! – Week of 04/05/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

ALL-NEW ALL-DIFFERENT SAY NO TO 5 DOLLAR COMICS NOW! – WEEK OF 03/29/2017

ALL-NEW ALL-DIFFERENT SAY NO TO 5 DOLLAR COMICS NOW! – WEEK OF 03/29/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

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