Saturday, January 31, 2015 • Morning Edition • "*the sound you hear when PAC-MAN dies*"

Marvel Announces Battleworld, One More Opportunity to Give Marvel Money During Secret Wars

Marvel Announces Battleworld, One More Opportunity to Give Marvel Money During Secret Wars

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 31, 2015

In which we have a change of heart right in the middle of our article.

Terry Crews Has Build, Body, Skills to Play Silver Surfer, Says Terry Crews

Terry Crews Has Build, Body, Skills to Play Silver Surfer, Says Terry Crews

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 30, 2015

Terry Crews is at it again, trying to get cast in a superhero movie.

Hickman Comes Clean on Secret Wars; Event Will Be a

Hickman Comes Clean on Secret Wars; Event Will Be a "Horror"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 30, 2015

Hickman makes bold and frightening claims in this series of completely out of context quotes from an interview!

This is the New Thing: Jason Momoa and the Saga of Aquaman's Hair Color

This is the New Thing: Jason Momoa and the Saga of Aquaman's Hair Color

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 30, 2015

We're running out of things to be crazy about.

DC Entertainment to Release New Animated Movies & Shorts Based on Toy Lines

DC Entertainment to Release New Animated Movies & Shorts Based on Toy Lines

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 30, 2015

Well, if you're looking for less violent and bleak DC animated movie fare. Well here you go, with movie/shorts based on DC toy lines from Mattel and Fisher-Price.

Rachael Taylor is Hellcat in Marvel's AKA Jessica Jones; Also, Hellcat is in Marvel's AKA Jessica Jones

Rachael Taylor is Hellcat in Marvel's AKA Jessica Jones; Also, Hellcat is in Marvel's AKA Jessica Jones

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 29, 2015

Yes. Hellcat is in AKA Jessica Jones.

First Look At Alex Ross Store’s Darth Vader #1 Variant…The Hell Is That?!

First Look At Alex Ross Store’s Darth Vader #1 Variant…The Hell Is That?!

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 29, 2015

I think I’m going to have nightmares.

Giving The Avengers A Run For Their Money: Marvel Announces Fourth Inhumans Book

Giving The Avengers A Run For Their Money: Marvel Announces Fourth Inhumans Book

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 29, 2015

And we were told Obamacare was rammed down our throats.

Mystery Shocker: Dan Slott Apologizes for Deleted Tweets

Mystery Shocker: Dan Slott Apologizes for Deleted Tweets

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 29, 2015

What were the tweets about? Who knows?! He deleted them!

Lego is Making a S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier for All Those Adults who Couldn't Have the G.I. Joe USS Flagg Playset as Children

Lego is Making a S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier for All Those Adults who Couldn't Have the G.I. Joe USS Flagg Playset as Children

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 29, 2015

Get revenge on mommy and daddy for not spoiling the living crap out of you thirty years ago!

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