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Just a Little More Blud: Stupidchlorians

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, February 19 2013 and posted in Webcomics
Just a Little More Blud: Stupidchlorians

The force is definitely not with us in the latest episode of Just a Little More Blud!

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Notes from the Bludhouse

Maybe it's a good thing that I don't pay too close attention to movies. I had watched the Star Wars prequels, but before I met Jon (real world artist Jon Salwen, not comic Jon), I had never even noticed midichlorians. I mean, I must have seen them talked about in the movies, but my brain has this great filter that just translates some bullshit like that directly into its source code, which is "here is a clumsy, ill conceived way to measure how powerful a Jedi is," and then I simply accepted it and moved on. I mean, they could have said that the test to see how powerful a Jedi is was a slow, thumb-delivered prostate exam, and I would have accepted it the exact same. In fact, I feel the same way about the rest of the prequels and other movies that people pick apart too.

But Jon... Jon hates midichlorians. And consequently, I've spent far more time thinking about them than I would care to admit. I can only assume that this is some kind of payback for all the times I've lectured people on things like Metallica selling out or the relative advantages and drawbacks of mid-range AMD processors vs. high-end Intels.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go check myself for midichlorians.

-Jude Terror


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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